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[executive_moxy]

so there is a bear and a bee and a dog in a bar

the dog says to the bee "why are you so stripey" and the bee says "ask the bear" so the dog asked the bear why the bee was so stripey and the bear said "graaargh"

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[_oiseaux_]

lol

so um, there's this monk and he's at the dentist. the dentist tells him that he needs to have one of his teeth pulled, and that he is going to have to have a needle to dull the pain. the monk refuses, saying that he wants to "transcend dental medication"

:)

[weasely]

there were two muffins in the oven, and one muffin says to the other muffin, "Man, its hot in here.." The other muffin says to the first muffin "AAAUGH. A talking muffin!"