(no subject)
This is just a misunderstanding!
You see, I was thinking about you and your big, wet pussy
and how all your exs say your perfectly
manicured fingers felt amazing on their cocks
And how they say you're the only one in 12th grade
who will take if from behind on the fourth date
and I was stroking myself all nice and slow
jerking a little at base like I think you would
when, uh, your dog showed up
he's a cute one, huh? Not that I really like dogs or anything!
but yeah and then your dog showed up
and I was, uh, trying to get him to leave, yeah?
So I happened to have this peanut butter in my pocket
how convenient, right? And I was going put some outside your door
but a glob happened to plop on my hand
and my hand happened to be around my cock
And then you walked in.
So, you see, this really isn't what it looks like.
You see, I was thinking about you and your big, wet pussy
and how all your exs say your perfectly
manicured fingers felt amazing on their cocks
And how they say you're the only one in 12th grade
who will take if from behind on the fourth date
and I was stroking myself all nice and slow
jerking a little at base like I think you would
when, uh, your dog showed up
he's a cute one, huh? Not that I really like dogs or anything!
but yeah and then your dog showed up
and I was, uh, trying to get him to leave, yeah?
So I happened to have this peanut butter in my pocket
how convenient, right? And I was going put some outside your door
but a glob happened to plop on my hand
and my hand happened to be around my cock
And then you walked in.
So, you see, this really isn't what it looks like.