Interview/Profile Meme. Also, I love this icon.
Part 1: The Basics
1. What is your full name?
- It's just Midna. Not much else to it, nothing fancy. Next question?
2. Where and when were you born?
- Well, excuse you! Didn't your parents ever tell you it's rude to ask a lady her age? Heehee, you can guess, but I'm not telling. As for the where, I'm sure that at least that much is obvious.
3. Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
- I don't know. Geez, if all your questions are like this...I'd prepare to very disappointed if I were you.
4. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
- No idea. Sort of irrelevant by this point, though, isn't it?
5. Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.
- Temporarily on the move with a little wild beastie I know. It's a long, boring story, trust me.
6. What is your occupation?
- I'm currently occupied by your little survey. Next question?
7. Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.
- A stunning beauty with captivating eyes, as I'm sure you can see for yourself. And that's all you need to know.
8. To which social class do you belong?
- Whichever one I want, when I want. But that's another long, boring story.
9. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
- Yeah. I used to not take so well to the light. I got better.
10. Are you right- or left-handed?
- Right-handed.
11. What does your voice sound like?
- What kind of a question is that? You trying to write a love poem here?
.....alright. It's squeakier than I'd like it to be. But I cope.
12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
- I like to laugh a lot. What can I say? I'm simply bursting at the seams with joy.
13. What do you have in your pockets?
- I've not got any. You'd have to ask my companion.
14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
- Of course not. I find I'm perfectly personable. Any issue taken with it is the problem of others.
Part 2: Growing Up
15. How would you describe your childhood in general?
- A learning experience.
16. What is your earliest memory?
- Heck if I know? I've been around a while, after a certain point it all gets a bit fuzzy and vague. The old man, I guess.
17. How much schooling have you had?
- Enough. And thanks to the old man, more than I can stand. (Why embroidering is considered useful knowledge, I'll nver know.)
18. Did you enjoy school?
- Reading and writing, yes. Literature and arts, yes. History and etiquette, no.
19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?
- The older women. You either learnt their skills and kept up, or got left in the dust.
20. While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.
- Yeah. The old man. He was...an utter idiot. He was kind, too much so for his own good. The other women, like I said-- they were so tough...there were few didn't want to be like them.
21. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?
- Had none. Next question.
22. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
- I wanted to be strong. Heehee. Didn't everyone?
23. As a child, what were your favorite activities?
- Reading, swimming. I liked the great dramas, too. I can't think of too many things, but it isn't as though there was that much time for playing around, you know.
24. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?
- Like I'd remember! I don't. Really. Or...well. The old fool used to say it was my defiance he fancied.....by which I'm sure he meant as calling me a brat.
25. As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?
- Didn't matter then, doesn't matter now. Sheesh! All these childhood questions. What's so great about being little, anyway?
26. When and with whom was your first kiss?
- That was a long time ago, do you think I remember? Heeheehee!
27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
- Hey, just what kind of woman do you take me for?
28. If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.
- One day, the bastard decided he was getting too old for his job. So he made up his mind to quit and told everyone I'd be doing it for him once he kicked the bucket. And then he kicked the bucket. The end.
Part 3: Past Influences
29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
- There've been a few. And they've sure been coming on fast these days. Want me to list 'em all? Heehee.
30. Who has had the most influence on you?
- Haven't you been paying attention? Probably the old man. That, or a little princess I know...just don't tell her that, okay?
31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
- Making it as far as I have. I got here by my sweat and blood alone. I earned what I have-- it's mine, 110%.
32. What is your greatest regret?
- I don't like these questions of yours anymore.
....probably that I didn't kill Zant when I still had the chance. That's not happening again.
33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
- Evil is such a strong word.
34. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
- None.
35. When was the time you were the most frightened?
- Oh, come on. I'm not afraid of anything! Eehee!
36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
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37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
38. What is your best memory?
39. What is your worst memory?
Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
- I'd like to think I'm a realist. Heeheehee.
41. What is your greatest fear?
- I'm not afraid of anything.
42. What are your religious views?
- It's been much more a part of my life than I'm happy with.
43. What are your political views?
- So far, so good.
44. What are your views on sex?
- Good poetry.
45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
- I am. Next question.
46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
- There's plenty. Oh, but where to start, where to start...
47. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
- Not really. Sounds like a load of crap to me.
48. What do you believe makes a successful life?
- Strength. Strength in whatever form you possess it.
49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
- I tell what I need to and what others need to know, and that works just fine for me.
50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
- Only just ones.
51. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?
- Give up. Giving up is despicable. Might as well just roll over and die.
52. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?
(Will come back to)
Part 5: Relationships With Others
53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?
- However they need to be treated. Play nice with me, I'll play nice with you. Heheh. As long as you give me a reason to.
54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
(Will come back to)
55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why?
56. Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.
57. Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.
58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
59. What do you look for in a potential lover?
60. How close are you to your family?
61. Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?
62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?
63. Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?
64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?
65. Who is the person you despise the most, and why?
66. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
67. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
68. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?
69. Do you care what others think of you?
Part 6: Likes And Dislikes
70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?
71. What is your most treasured possession?
72. What is your favorite color?
73. What is your favorite food?
74. What, if anything, do you like to read?
75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?
76. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?
77. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
78. What makes you laugh?
79. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
80. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?
81. How do you deal with stress?
82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
83. What are your pet peeves?
Part 7: Self Images And Etc.
84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?
85. What is your greatest strength as a person?
86. What is your greatest weakness?
87. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
88. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
89. Are you generally organized or messy?
90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
91. Do you like yourself?
92. What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons...)
93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?
94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
95. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
96. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
97. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?
98. What three words best describe your personality?
99. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
100. If you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character? (You might even want to speak as if he or she were sitting right here in front of you, and use proper tone so he or she might heed your advice...)
- "You know, there's this old story about the Sun and the North Wind..."
Under construction, will be consistently adding more and more to this. XD