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What I did this weekend.
If there's one thing I could pass down to those I will leave behind, one self-evident fact that can never be denied nor can it be proven, it is this: Beautiful women do not poop.
You see, you will meet some in your life that will tell you that beautiful women do, in fact, poop. You may even meet an alleged beautiful women and witness her pooping, but indulge me if you will. There are two types of beautiful women. The first type is composed of the kind that wear almost nothing and hand out blowjobs like Oreo's. These women do poop. They poop with the fury of a thousand asses. The other kind are the ones with that beauty that just screams "I'm too perfect to poop". These women do not poop. Nor do they fart. They are also immune to all STD's and any other disease that's icky.
So, I guess what I'm trying to say is, no matter how you look on the outside, on the inside you will always know whether or not you are a pooper. In a world where poopers pose as non-poopers, I don't want to live. We can't all just flush our problems down the proverbial toilet. Pay attention, son. Pull up your pants.
If there's one thing I could pass down to those I will leave behind, one self-evident fact that can never be denied nor can it be proven, it is this: Beautiful women do not poop.
You see, you will meet some in your life that will tell you that beautiful women do, in fact, poop. You may even meet an alleged beautiful women and witness her pooping, but indulge me if you will. There are two types of beautiful women. The first type is composed of the kind that wear almost nothing and hand out blowjobs like Oreo's. These women do poop. They poop with the fury of a thousand asses. The other kind are the ones with that beauty that just screams "I'm too perfect to poop". These women do not poop. Nor do they fart. They are also immune to all STD's and any other disease that's icky.
So, I guess what I'm trying to say is, no matter how you look on the outside, on the inside you will always know whether or not you are a pooper. In a world where poopers pose as non-poopers, I don't want to live. We can't all just flush our problems down the proverbial toilet. Pay attention, son. Pull up your pants.