Nico Nico summary
This NicoNico show is all about talking to GACKT about their very unhappy circumstances. =w=
G doesn't think he's been in an unhappy situation, but when he goes snowboarding with his friends, they break their bones.
He's broken his tooth, too (as we all know).
G's talking to a very nervous caller now!! XDDDDDDDDDD
The caller's wondering if he can use his username, Tetsuo. He's 18, living in Miyagi.
GACKT wonders what they'll talk about.
Tetsuo didn't think he'd be connected to GACKT, so he's so nervous.
GACKT thinks he's the one who's unhappy to be connected to a nervous caller like him. LOL
But Tetsuo insists he's very unhappy because he couldn't get into college.
He's trying to enter next year.
GACKT is getting flustered, telling him that's not unhappiness. He says Tetsuo just has to work hard, and his dream of entering college is well within his reach.
Oh gosh, GACKT is getting frustrated! XDDDD
He gave Tetsuo a pair of NicoNico briefs (i guess that's the present they're giving away to a not-so impressive caller.... XD), and now Tetsuo leaves.
Next caller is Donald from Tokyo. He just arrived there 2 months ago from Hokkaido.
Donald can't stop coughing after he's moved to Tokyo (and that's his unhappiness).
GACKT simply tells him to go to the hospital.
Donald says he's worried that he might have lung cancer at 22, and GACKT says it's possible.
GACKT points out again that that's not UNHAPPY.
And Donald coughs at this timing. LOL
OH, he gave Donald a NicoNico good-luck charm!! How nice of him.... XDDD
OK, next caller is Shoko, 17.
Her unhappy situation is the divorce of her parents, and her older sister having left home. Shoko's working part-time, her brother is working part-time, and Shoko feels sorry for the little brother who has to wait at home all the time.
GACKT says that's not unhappiness. He says it's better to have your parents divorced than have them bicker right in front of them all the time.
He says she has three siblings to depend on, and realizing that is a lucky thing.
It's just part of a life drama she's in right now, and she was able to confirm what's important to her (= siblings), so he says she's not unhappy.
He gives her a pair of briefs, saying she should give them to her younger brother.
Next caller is....Buira, 19. He's in Kobe.
He says that he's been SO unlucky all his life and yet he was selected from among 110,000 to talk to GACKT right now, and he's not even ready to talk to GACKT and so doesn't know whether that's lucky or unlucky.
GACKT tells him to get the f*** out. XDDDDD
GACKT says he's there at NicoNico after a NK performance, instead of possibly being with a girl.
He thinks that's an unfortunate situation, if not "unhappy". XD
Next up is Satomi, 23. She says her heart's about to break (with excitement). She's from Kanagawa.
In the past 5 years, her family home was in fire, which burned down the house twice.
She had to be hospitalized once, and then had to be in therapy.
GACKT says she's not unhappy because she's survived the fires.
He recommends that she watch Backdraft, where one of the brothers dies at the end in fire. He says she's really lucky to have survived twice in fire.
He says he's totaled 13 cars in the past, but he's still alive. People tell him that's really unfortunate that it happened to him, but he says he's actually an extremely lucky one. He says she's the same as him, and this really excites her with happy.
He keeps asking her if her sadness has been blown away by the conversation, and she says YES and tells him she REALLY LOVES him.
He gives her the NicoNico straps. =w=
He says again how miraculous it is that he's still alive.
Next up is Yuzu, 18, from Ishikawa.
Her unhappiness is that she has a college entrance exam tomorrow but was connected to talk to GACKT, and this excitement won't let her get even a wink tonight, so that's her unhappiness.
GACKT tells her to get the heck out. XDDD
Next up is Yoyosu. GACKT tells him to speak up. Yoyosu tells his mom in the background that he got connected to GACKT, and the mother in the background keeps talking to him saying "OMG, what happened to you? This man...is it really GACKT? My goodness, what have you done?!?! Let me hear it. Is this really GACKT? Isn't he the one on TV????" Yoyosu's busier talking to his mother about this miracle of getting connected to GACKT.... than talking to GACKT.... =w=
And GACKT says "bye bye~~~~" XDDDDDDDD
There are 133,000 people trying to talk to GACKT right now. GACKT is quite impressed.
Next up is.....SILENCE. XD
I guess the signal was lost or something.
Next up is Sawa, 17, from Tokyo.
Her unhappiness is the fact that she, by mistake, took the stub part of the ticket, not the whole ticket, to YFC Mizugi live this summer, so she couldn't get in.
He says it's not her unhappiness, it's his unhappiness to not have been able to see her at the live, which makes her ecstatic.
So GACKT gives himself a pair of briefs. LOLLLLL
Next up is Micchori, 18, from Gunma. Micchori is very nervous.
His unhappiness is the fact that he tried to buy a car, but the car became useless. (wut? He says he's very nervous, and isn't making much sense)
GACKT says if he hasn't bought the car yet, then what's the issue?
G says he's once bought a car in Gunma, then the car broke down. So G says Micchori isn't unhappy at all. Micchori is kicked out. XD
Next up is Katsumi, 26, from Tokyo.
Katsumi was going to talk about his car ramming into a tree and being totaled once, but says GACKT has already surpassed that with his talk of 13 totaled cars.
Katsumi is kicked out. xDDD
GACKT is now wondering if he had any really unhappy events in his life.
GACKT says his car once ran into a trailer. (The conversation is interrupted by a call.)
Next up is Ryokochin (but he calls her Yabai (= "oh shit") because she wouldn't say her name right away and kept saying "Yabai, yabai!").
But then he insists on her pronouncing it Yavai.
She says she got married last year, and he congratulates her, and then she says she got divorced, and GACKT gets a huge kick out of it because of how quickly she said it after his congratulations.
They got married because she got pregnant, but she says her ex-husband got arrested.
GACKT says that's really Yavai, and gives her all the four presents.
Oh, so it's over!! @_@
GACKT says the world is still so full of happy.
He keeps bantering with the host. I think GACKT really likes the host. I think the host is the reason why G doesn't mind coming back to NicoNico (despite its rather unorganized ways).
G says he had a lot of fun.
The host says "Then, if you don't mind it, why not do this regularly???". GACKT immediately says "Shut it", but, in the end, GACKT says "To be continued", so I guess he's OK about coming back to do it again, as long as the callers are instructed to be more concise about their issues.
Yeah, I agree. A little more guidelines to the callers would've been nice. XD
Man, Amaia, I was waiting for you to ask him out~~!! XD
Phew, I feel like I've used up all my translation juice for the day already....... =________=;;;;
G doesn't think he's been in an unhappy situation, but when he goes snowboarding with his friends, they break their bones.
He's broken his tooth, too (as we all know).
G's talking to a very nervous caller now!! XDDDDDDDDDD
The caller's wondering if he can use his username, Tetsuo. He's 18, living in Miyagi.
GACKT wonders what they'll talk about.
Tetsuo didn't think he'd be connected to GACKT, so he's so nervous.
GACKT thinks he's the one who's unhappy to be connected to a nervous caller like him. LOL
But Tetsuo insists he's very unhappy because he couldn't get into college.
He's trying to enter next year.
GACKT is getting flustered, telling him that's not unhappiness. He says Tetsuo just has to work hard, and his dream of entering college is well within his reach.
Oh gosh, GACKT is getting frustrated! XDDDD
He gave Tetsuo a pair of NicoNico briefs (i guess that's the present they're giving away to a not-so impressive caller.... XD), and now Tetsuo leaves.
Next caller is Donald from Tokyo. He just arrived there 2 months ago from Hokkaido.
Donald can't stop coughing after he's moved to Tokyo (and that's his unhappiness).
GACKT simply tells him to go to the hospital.
Donald says he's worried that he might have lung cancer at 22, and GACKT says it's possible.
GACKT points out again that that's not UNHAPPY.
And Donald coughs at this timing. LOL
OH, he gave Donald a NicoNico good-luck charm!! How nice of him.... XDDD
OK, next caller is Shoko, 17.
Her unhappy situation is the divorce of her parents, and her older sister having left home. Shoko's working part-time, her brother is working part-time, and Shoko feels sorry for the little brother who has to wait at home all the time.
GACKT says that's not unhappiness. He says it's better to have your parents divorced than have them bicker right in front of them all the time.
He says she has three siblings to depend on, and realizing that is a lucky thing.
It's just part of a life drama she's in right now, and she was able to confirm what's important to her (= siblings), so he says she's not unhappy.
He gives her a pair of briefs, saying she should give them to her younger brother.
Next caller is....Buira, 19. He's in Kobe.
He says that he's been SO unlucky all his life and yet he was selected from among 110,000 to talk to GACKT right now, and he's not even ready to talk to GACKT and so doesn't know whether that's lucky or unlucky.
GACKT tells him to get the f*** out. XDDDDD
GACKT says he's there at NicoNico after a NK performance, instead of possibly being with a girl.
He thinks that's an unfortunate situation, if not "unhappy". XD
Next up is Satomi, 23. She says her heart's about to break (with excitement). She's from Kanagawa.
In the past 5 years, her family home was in fire, which burned down the house twice.
She had to be hospitalized once, and then had to be in therapy.
GACKT says she's not unhappy because she's survived the fires.
He recommends that she watch Backdraft, where one of the brothers dies at the end in fire. He says she's really lucky to have survived twice in fire.
He says he's totaled 13 cars in the past, but he's still alive. People tell him that's really unfortunate that it happened to him, but he says he's actually an extremely lucky one. He says she's the same as him, and this really excites her with happy.
He keeps asking her if her sadness has been blown away by the conversation, and she says YES and tells him she REALLY LOVES him.
He gives her the NicoNico straps. =w=
He says again how miraculous it is that he's still alive.
Next up is Yuzu, 18, from Ishikawa.
Her unhappiness is that she has a college entrance exam tomorrow but was connected to talk to GACKT, and this excitement won't let her get even a wink tonight, so that's her unhappiness.
GACKT tells her to get the heck out. XDDD
Next up is Yoyosu. GACKT tells him to speak up. Yoyosu tells his mom in the background that he got connected to GACKT, and the mother in the background keeps talking to him saying "OMG, what happened to you? This man...is it really GACKT? My goodness, what have you done?!?! Let me hear it. Is this really GACKT? Isn't he the one on TV????" Yoyosu's busier talking to his mother about this miracle of getting connected to GACKT.... than talking to GACKT.... =w=
And GACKT says "bye bye~~~~" XDDDDDDDD
There are 133,000 people trying to talk to GACKT right now. GACKT is quite impressed.
Next up is.....SILENCE. XD
I guess the signal was lost or something.
Next up is Sawa, 17, from Tokyo.
Her unhappiness is the fact that she, by mistake, took the stub part of the ticket, not the whole ticket, to YFC Mizugi live this summer, so she couldn't get in.
He says it's not her unhappiness, it's his unhappiness to not have been able to see her at the live, which makes her ecstatic.
So GACKT gives himself a pair of briefs. LOLLLLL
Next up is Micchori, 18, from Gunma. Micchori is very nervous.
His unhappiness is the fact that he tried to buy a car, but the car became useless. (wut? He says he's very nervous, and isn't making much sense)
GACKT says if he hasn't bought the car yet, then what's the issue?
G says he's once bought a car in Gunma, then the car broke down. So G says Micchori isn't unhappy at all. Micchori is kicked out. XD
Next up is Katsumi, 26, from Tokyo.
Katsumi was going to talk about his car ramming into a tree and being totaled once, but says GACKT has already surpassed that with his talk of 13 totaled cars.
Katsumi is kicked out. xDDD
GACKT is now wondering if he had any really unhappy events in his life.
GACKT says his car once ran into a trailer. (The conversation is interrupted by a call.)
Next up is Ryokochin (but he calls her Yabai (= "oh shit") because she wouldn't say her name right away and kept saying "Yabai, yabai!").
But then he insists on her pronouncing it Yavai.
She says she got married last year, and he congratulates her, and then she says she got divorced, and GACKT gets a huge kick out of it because of how quickly she said it after his congratulations.
They got married because she got pregnant, but she says her ex-husband got arrested.
GACKT says that's really Yavai, and gives her all the four presents.
Oh, so it's over!! @_@
GACKT says the world is still so full of happy.
He keeps bantering with the host. I think GACKT really likes the host. I think the host is the reason why G doesn't mind coming back to NicoNico (despite its rather unorganized ways).
G says he had a lot of fun.
The host says "Then, if you don't mind it, why not do this regularly???". GACKT immediately says "Shut it", but, in the end, GACKT says "To be continued", so I guess he's OK about coming back to do it again, as long as the callers are instructed to be more concise about their issues.
Yeah, I agree. A little more guidelines to the callers would've been nice. XD
Man, Amaia, I was waiting for you to ask him out~~!! XD
Phew, I feel like I've used up all my translation juice for the day already....... =________=;;;;