Tragedy of LJ/FB&Twitter Integration: G & JOB Edition

Sep 02, 2010 18:26

OK, so I've been thinking about the unpleasant and awful outcomes this new integration might bring to us. :D yippieeeee

Imagine this.

YOU-kun publishes a f-locked post: (YOU's f-list friends = Chacha, Jun-ji, Chirolyn, Ju-ken)

So, you guys know how totally exhausted I've been ever since YFC started, right?
The jet lag was a really heavy blow, but did I have time to recover? Noooooo.
I've been getting only a few hours of sleep everyday, stuffing as many vitamin pills as I can into my system, shouting and jumping throughout the entire lives, getting a call from Gaku every time he breaks his own record in Touch The Numbers.
I also had to listen to Gaku complain about the Atsugi-sai (thick-layer festival) thing ALL NIGHT LONG for THREE DAYS STRAIGHT...
Ahhhh, sorry, you guys were all there, too!! LOL
My bad~~~~   Damn his dungeon/house, it's way too dark, I couldn't see any of you guys. *sweats*
(....Except for you, Chirolyn. I don't think you were there.... Were you?)

And then, and then, I thought I was finally gonna be able to get a decent rest while Gaku attended the Kenshinko Sai, you know???
But he, with an innocent smile, said to me,
"YOU, you're coming with me this year!!"
Of course I said, with a nervous laughter, "No way, I couldn't do that, Gaku~~~. That's your gig, not mine~~~."
But I already knew my fate had been sealed. He started tearing up and said,
"But.....but.......I agreed to do it this year again ONLY IF you were coming with me!!"
So, my much-needed rest went out the window, and I was there, under the blazing hot sun of Joetsu, running with a fever, wearing the heavy armor, after Gaku on the horse. For hours.
But that's not all.
When Gaku's right eye got swollen up really badly before the YFC finals, he got totally freaked out about it, literally tore my body away from my bed, locked me up with him in his huge wardrobe closet, and made me help him pick the best eye patch from his collection (and he's got hundreds of them!).

I mean... I love Gaku to death. He's my brother and family and colleague and friend.
But sometimes I Just really feel like...., you know, kicking him in the balls. LOL
But instead, all I can do to release my stress is to blog about food. *tears*

P.S. He also stole half of the sake gifted to me lately... *waterfall tears*

Chacha comments:
Hey hey hey~, don't worry about Gaku~~. He just has to feel like it's always 2.5G~~.

Jun-ji comments:
But at least he loves you~. All he says to me is either A)You need to lose that flab; or B)Your six-pack abs don't look nice.
Can't win EVER~~. (・∀・)

Chirolyn comments:
You think he knows I'm available, too? You think I should tell him?

Ju-ken comments:
"I also had to listen to Gaku complain about the Atsugi-sai (thick-layer festival) thing ALL NIGHT LONG for THREE DAYS STRAIGHT..."
Ahhhhh, yeaaaahhhhh, Hyde told me that he also got a bunch of phone calls from Gaku about that. Yeah.... Hyde apparently fell asleep on the phone. LMAO
"But sometimes i Just really feel like...., you know, kicking him in the balls. LOL"
Wahahahahaha, I've actually done that~!!!! But he was power-napping, and you know how deep his sleep is when he power-naps?? He didn't even wake up!! *cries tears*

And then, getting too much kick out of this, Ju-ken, with his tongue sticking out, innocently decides to x-post his own comment in FB where he's friended with the VAMPS members. This also leaves the URL to the original post, revealing that the OP is YOU-kun.
Then, one of the VAMPS members, who never liked GACKT because he's infatuated with Hyde, comes up with an evil plan.
He anonymously emails Ju-ken's x-posted comment to GACKT.

From that day forward, we never see GACKT perform ever again.  Without his pure trust and love for YOU supporting his soul that he's sold to the devil, GACKT becomes crippled forever. ;0;
Ju-ken? Nobody knows what happened to him. He just disappears.

Tragedy? 
I think so.
I think I'm against this integration. :D

What do you guys think?
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