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[excommodore]

Augh. My head...

I thought I'd built up a substantial tolerance to the drink. I suppose anyone would be a bit hung over after that much though... I still don't recall most of the night. Ugh... Hope I didn't do anything too uncouth.Actually, that brings up an interesting point. The clock claims it's the afternoon, but... the sky is still black.

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[advantage_rude]

Yes, it's rather out of our hands, isn't it?

By the way, I think the bakery is still open, James.

[[ooc: this comment was made out of spite for life ♥ ^_^]]

[excommodore]

Indeed it would seem that way.

The... bakery? What are you talking about, Rude?

[advantage_rude]

I wonder about it though.

...You don't remember a single thing, do you? chuckles

[excommodore]

Hm... Like you said, it's out of our hands. Though, I do wonder if it was-- No.

No. No I do not. Would you care to let me in on the joke?

[advantage_rude]

If it was...what?

I would...but it's more of a pun, really. Those are only good if you were there...or remember being so, I suppose.

[excommodore]

Nothing. It isn't relevant... much less possible.

A... pun? Oh god. I wasn't telling them, was I?

[advantage_rude]

Unfortunately for you, James, those are the kinds of things Turks are interested in.

That's...a distinct possibility.

[excommodore]

I believe the misfortune is all your own, since I have no intentions of elaborating.

I didn't... I didn't start using the dairy ones, did I?

[advantage_rude]

I get the feeling you will...eventually.

You did. In fact, James, though they were a bit cheesy, you successfully milked them for all they were worth. NOT chuckling again

[excommodore]

Hn, believe whatever you'd like.

... oh lord. You mind doing me a favor and never repeating anything about this to anyone ever again?

[advantage_rude]

I think I will, thank you.

A favor? Hm. Yeah, alright. I'm curious though...where does a man in your line of life pic up...puns?

[excommodore]

Fine, then.

Well... it can get quite boring out at sea on long voyages. You have to come up with some way to entertain yourself.

[advantage_rude]

Reading? Sleeping? Playing Cards? ...puns?

One of these doesn't belong with the others, James.

[excommodore]

You can only read and play cards so much. >3>

[advantage_rude]

So you never tire of sleeping then, James?

Sleeping and puns.

[excommodore]

::cough:: Ah-- that is... Well, I suppose you can only sleep so much as well.

The puns come after you've read all your books and palyed cards more times than you can count.