and i can taste your lipstick on the filter.
i was very depressed for a few minutes this evening.
but then i went to the grocery store and got SO many vegetables and a whole pineapple and even some tofu with which to experiment. i made a kind of stir fry kind of thing. i even got SHIITAKE mushrooms! crazy. it was ok, i think. would have been better if i made the quinoa i got, but i was lazy.
since i am at my house alone for the next ten to twelve days (trying not to go all Repulsion on your asses), i cooked without pants on. in fact, i still am not wearing pants. i am a liberated woman. actually it's just not much different from nefa, which i like. i also got an idea for a cooking show that the food network would totally pick up because it's totally original and i would totally get to meet and for real fall in love with anthony bourdain. and i would probably meet jamie oliver, but he would be all "i'm a gemini" and wouldn't pay much attention to me or take me seriously. but that'd be ok, because i'd be all, "dood! you made steak and fries in the WOODS. you are one with NATURE when you cook. gemini." and anthony bourdain would be all, "fuck this, let's eat some meat!" and i'd be like, "i concur, my fellow water sign! let us," and we would scamper gaily (both meanings) off into the sunset hand in hand. duh.
and during my show i would tell people that they are not stupid and i would wax poetic while i cooked. and some episodes (or maybe all episodes) i would not wear pants. this would ensure ratings and also let people know that it's ok to..cook without pants on. or whatever they want.
i also tried Pandora internet radio for the first time this evening because i like music when i cook. or do anything. and HOLY CRAP, is it amazing. if you type in an artist, it will make a radio station for you with other bands like them. and i was like, "whatEVER PSHH they won't get it right, i won't like all of the songs, i will probably only like a few," but boy was i wrong! i typed in modest mouse and have been hearing a steady stream of not just modest mouse, but the strokes, the shins, beck, and now it's "buddy holly" by weezer. love.
i also went to the amazing t-bed today. but did not get free lotion. but i did try (to lil) that crazy yoga pose while i was in there. it was uncomfortable. but whatevs.
anywho, ugh, ENERGY!!! i didn't eat good food for a little while and i forgot how um good it makes you feel.
but then i went to the grocery store and got SO many vegetables and a whole pineapple and even some tofu with which to experiment. i made a kind of stir fry kind of thing. i even got SHIITAKE mushrooms! crazy. it was ok, i think. would have been better if i made the quinoa i got, but i was lazy.
since i am at my house alone for the next ten to twelve days (trying not to go all Repulsion on your asses), i cooked without pants on. in fact, i still am not wearing pants. i am a liberated woman. actually it's just not much different from nefa, which i like. i also got an idea for a cooking show that the food network would totally pick up because it's totally original and i would totally get to meet and for real fall in love with anthony bourdain. and i would probably meet jamie oliver, but he would be all "i'm a gemini" and wouldn't pay much attention to me or take me seriously. but that'd be ok, because i'd be all, "dood! you made steak and fries in the WOODS. you are one with NATURE when you cook. gemini." and anthony bourdain would be all, "fuck this, let's eat some meat!" and i'd be like, "i concur, my fellow water sign! let us," and we would scamper gaily (both meanings) off into the sunset hand in hand. duh.
and during my show i would tell people that they are not stupid and i would wax poetic while i cooked. and some episodes (or maybe all episodes) i would not wear pants. this would ensure ratings and also let people know that it's ok to..cook without pants on. or whatever they want.
i also tried Pandora internet radio for the first time this evening because i like music when i cook. or do anything. and HOLY CRAP, is it amazing. if you type in an artist, it will make a radio station for you with other bands like them. and i was like, "whatEVER PSHH they won't get it right, i won't like all of the songs, i will probably only like a few," but boy was i wrong! i typed in modest mouse and have been hearing a steady stream of not just modest mouse, but the strokes, the shins, beck, and now it's "buddy holly" by weezer. love.
i also went to the amazing t-bed today. but did not get free lotion. but i did try (to lil) that crazy yoga pose while i was in there. it was uncomfortable. but whatevs.
anywho, ugh, ENERGY!!! i didn't eat good food for a little while and i forgot how um good it makes you feel.