Swing Looooooooooow
Holy Shit!....I'll be in Seattle tomorrow afternoon(MIKEY JUKE!!).... i'll be back in a week or so with a $150 a week smack habit, a new sheen of urban hipster snobbishness,tales told from the perspective of the souls most dissolute peak. I shall only be a little more gay when i get back and will return to clean living once i return from my pilgrimage. I shall miss my evil scheming bitch of a girlfriend who i love dearly despite the fact that she tries to scare me to death with her incessant talk of possums, and all of you other kids too even though i know each and everyone of you fantasize about killing me in my sleep(except for karen and allison, who just want to fart on and rape my corpse,respectively). So that's all for now, mikey and I will be sure to have the times of our lives while you suckers stick to your routines!(break the shackles of modern convenience!). I love all of you-Ryan
P.S. if the plane crashes, i've left specific instructions with someone...you know who you are....you must carry out my wishes no matter how much they will attempt to foil my scheme....stay strong and vigilant...make the fuckers choke on it for me (everyone else can disregard this of course)
P.S. if the plane crashes, i've left specific instructions with someone...you know who you are....you must carry out my wishes no matter how much they will attempt to foil my scheme....stay strong and vigilant...make the fuckers choke on it for me (everyone else can disregard this of course)