Roll up, folks, it's Badly Thought Out Ad Campaign Wednesday!
VTAC prefs, they are finally submitted. Resumes, they are also submitted. Shinjuku Thief CD, it is twitchily and dark-ambiently mine. Also, I have Shoes and a Hat. These 'holidays', while otherwise unproductive in the extreme, have been very useful in the Catch-buying-gangster-boy-clothes department.
Anyway, in honour of the inaugural, and probably last, Badly Thought Out Ad Campaign Wednesday, here are some Badly Thought Out Ad Campaigns for your viewing pleasure.
Constestant #1: Nike- "Slow Is A Four Letter Word". Nice, catchy, succint- would possibly be more effective if it weren't for the fact that 'fast' is also a four letter word. And while we're on the subject, N-I-K-E...
Contestant #2: Shoo Biz- "It's a Girl Thing". A slogan you've proudly emblazoned all over your storefronts and shopping bags. And you wonder why your men's shoes aren't selling.
Contestant #3: SpyCraft Magazine- "Covert Secrets of the Spy Trade". Yours for only $4.95. Mm. Covert.
Got any more? Ad(d) 'em here.
Legal Studies prac exam tomorrow for the Catch. Spent eight hours yesterday wandering the city with Pink Floyd and Interlace on the phones, which was therapeutic, but somehow didn't make me more able to evaluate the effectiveness of our legal system. Fuuuck.