3. When and how did we meet? A time, in a noncorporeal place.
4. How have I affected you? I think I'm allergic.
5. What do you think of me? Mu
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? Hmm...I think it was that time I saw your guts spilling across the floor after I'd slashed your abdomen open...oh, no, wait, that was someone else.
7. How long do you think we will be friends? Until one of us dies. Of someone, that is...which gives it about five days.
8. Do you love me? There's a song for this occasion, can you guess what it is?
9. Do you have a crush on me? Not yet. But that larynx looks mighty attractive...
10. Would you kiss me? Sure. That is, if I had a stinger.
11. Would you hug me? To hide the gun.
12. Physically, what stands out? Feet.
13. Emotionally, what stands out? Feat.
14. Do you wish I was cooler? Yes. Around room temperature should be acceptable.
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? Probably somewhere close to 98.7. Fahrenheit.
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Menchi. No.
17. Am I loveable? To someone. Perhaps that someone you're a friend with.
18. How long have you known me? Long enough.
19. Describe me in one word. Bait.
20. What was your first impression? See Question 19
21. Do you still think that way about me now? No. Now you're useful bait.
22. What do you think my weakness is? Your prediliction to free distribution of personal information.
23. Do you think I'll get married? In five days? Besides, you've already been antimarried.
24. What makes me happy? William Gibson
25. What makes me sad? Henrik Ibsen
26. What reminds you of me? The Color Purple. Read that how you like.
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? A "golden wristwatch".
28. How well do you know me? Well enough.
29. When's the last time you saw me? As far as YOU know, never.
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Yes. Through absence.
31. Do you think I could kill someone? Given more than five days and sufficient reason. Depending upon whom the target may be.
32. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same? Fnord.
33. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? Anything is a pretty general subject matter for a conversation...
34. Are you going to put this on your Journal and see what I say about you? Will you have time?
35. Do you think anyone else will do this survey for me? Apparently they already have.
Don't mind the rampant physical threats, I'm just obviously not in a good mood.
You're not cleared for that.
2. Are we friends?
Of someone, I'm fairly sure.
3. When and how did we meet?
A time, in a noncorporeal place.
4. How have I affected you?
I think I'm allergic.
5. What do you think of me?
Mu
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
Hmm...I think it was that time I saw your guts spilling across the floor after I'd slashed your abdomen open...oh, no, wait, that was someone else.
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
Until one of us dies. Of someone, that is...which gives it about five days.
8. Do you love me?
There's a song for this occasion, can you guess what it is?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
Not yet. But that larynx looks mighty attractive...
10. Would you kiss me?
Sure. That is, if I had a stinger.
11. Would you hug me?
To hide the gun.
12. Physically, what stands out?
Feet.
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
Feat.
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
Yes. Around room temperature should be acceptable.
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
Probably somewhere close to 98.7. Fahrenheit.
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Menchi. No.
17. Am I loveable?
To someone. Perhaps that someone you're a friend with.
18. How long have you known me?
Long enough.
19. Describe me in one word.
Bait.
20. What was your first impression?
See Question 19
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
No. Now you're useful bait.
22. What do you think my weakness is?
Your prediliction to free distribution of personal information.
23. Do you think I'll get married?
In five days? Besides, you've already been antimarried.
24. What makes me happy?
William Gibson
25. What makes me sad?
Henrik Ibsen
26. What reminds you of me?
The Color Purple. Read that how you like.
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
A "golden wristwatch".
28. How well do you know me?
Well enough.
29. When's the last time you saw me?
As far as YOU know, never.
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Yes. Through absence.
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
Given more than five days and sufficient reason. Depending upon whom the target may be.
32. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying
the same?
Fnord.
33. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
Anything is a pretty general subject matter for a conversation...
34. Are you going to put this on your Journal and see what I say about you?
Will you have time?
35. Do you think anyone else will do this survey for me?
Apparently they already have.
Don't mind the rampant physical threats, I'm just obviously not in a good mood.
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You're not cleared for that.
That's what you think.
There's a song for this occasion, can you guess what it is?
Uh, judging the by the previous comments, Digital Jane's "Die Die Die?"
Your prediliction to free distribution of personal information.
Ahh, but that kinda requires you to assume all of it's true. :D
Don't mind the rampant physical threats
It comes with the job.
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