Public Service Announcement

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My left foot is Cramp, Personified; the soft insides of my elbows have been slapped one too many times and are gathering little pinpoints of bruise, like portents of some purple plague; my arms dislike being lifted, my calf muscles are trying to detach themselves, my thighs have quite possibly already fallen off, and my ribs respond badly to inquisitive poking.

I love kung fu. I really do. I admit that this may be because I am stupid. But I do.

This has been Catch O'Shane, bringing you All You Need To Know.