party like it's 2999
As my eyes regained focus, I immediately realized where I was. Or rather when I was. How did I manage to end up here again? Must've been interference in the time stream. Now I'm all alone in the middle of this primitive midwestern city. I suppose I could check up on the family while I'm here. Show them how much I've improved since last time. Yeah, the Legion can wait. I think I'll stay a while.