Thirteenth Statement Of A Fashionable Nature

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That Moment In Temporal History That You Have A Feeling That One Of Your Alien Friends Future Self
Is Doing Something Akin But Directly Related To
Flirting With Your Personage
Huh

Who Would Have Come Up With That Idea I Never Would Have Guessed It
Um
Yeah

Comments

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?????

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Shit
Hello Jade

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hi kanaya!!
umm
i am not sure what you mean by flirting???
i mean i dont even know how to flirt with someone!!!!

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Oh God This Is Awkward
Ah Er
Um
Oh My God Why Did I Even Bring This
Uh Just To Note I Know That The Definition Of Vampire Is Not A Pretty Girl That Has A Great Personality
Um
Er
I Blame One John Egbert For You To Even Have Guessed That I Was Talking About Your Personage
After All How Could You Have Known It Was About You
Ha Ha Yes Incredibly Idiotic
Moronic
Insipid
Etcetera

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kanaya.......??????????

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Yes Jade

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are you okay???
i dont get it but i guess future me said something bad :c

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Oh No Its Not Bad
Im Kind Of Surprised
That You Thought I Was Pretty
Or Future You Does
Or Something

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is saying somebody is pretty the same as hitting on them?? D:

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Yeah
I Think So
I Guess
It Depends On
Context

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im sorry kanaya D:
i will never call anybody a pretty girl again!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wait No Jade Dont Be Sorry Okay
Im Sorry For Getting You Upset
If You Have The Desire To Comment On My Appearance I Have No Right To Deny You
I Am Sorry
Please Call Me Pretty If You Desire To
That Doesnt Mean Ill Think Of You More Than A Friend But
I Dont Mind It

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umm okay???
i am still really confused but!!!!
it should be okay because i do not actually want to steal you from rose anyway!!!! :)

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What I Mean To Say Jade Is That
Were Both Friends Who Happen To Be Female Which Really Doesnt Matter But I Guess To Humans It Does
Anyways Were Friends
We Should Be Able To Call Each Other Pretty
And Yeah I Guess Its Okay

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hehe um ok!!
i didnt mean to make you feel awkward
and i dont think future me did either!

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Ill Accept That As I Believe You
Youre Also Kind Of Pretty In Your Own Right