Dear Business People of Australia,
STOP USING NOUNS AS VERBS! "Action"(as in "I will action this") and "leverage" (as in...well, I still don't know how the fuck to use that) ARE NOT VERBS. They are nouns.
Deal with it.
Love,
smilthorpe
P.S. You cannot "flick" an email. It has no physical presence. From now on, I am making a stance and refusing to recieved anything flicked at me. It's just rude to throw stuff, guys.
In other news: God, I'm so exhausted right now, and the odd thing is I'm finding it hard to sleep, so I'm also starting to panic that my CFS is coming back. gah! This is all I need now, but I can feel myself getting sick, and I'm not sure how to cope with it in the work situation. Especially as my project is coming up right now, and I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING YET!!! *pantpantpant* So I'm sorry if I disappear for a while, but I'm trying not to die. Seriously.
And I've got a shitload of training I signed myself up for while bored two weeks ago, and now am in serious trouble. Although the PEP (Personal Efficiency Programme) training I went to today was helpful. A MASSIVE PILE OF WANK, but helpful.
I did see
. He got a bit controversial in the second half, berating Christians, Muslims and midgets, whic made that audience go kinda quiet. However, many fine laughs, and he took the piss outta the 'berra quite nicely :D He did make the comment that if he pays out any city he goes to, the audience gets pissy. We just clap and go "fair enough!".
It's funny because it's true ;D Also lots of jokes about "maps of tasmania", and
SkyFire, a local berra fireworks display, with him deciding either we're a bunch of technologically disadvantaged savages - "Oh, what's that, it's like...sky fire?!? The gods must be angry!" - or that the X-Men are running the city - "I will shoot forth Skyfire! And ICESTORM!". Oh, and ..... AUGIE MARCH TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will update after ;D
And just because a) I'm a public servant now, and am buying into the spam email mentality, and b) I'm obsessed, here is a picspam of Jensen, and his oddly very attractive co-star, Jared, to help get you through Wednesday:
Beaming Jensen
Broody Jensen
Dorky Jensen (awww....)
I-want-to-lick-his-jaw Jensen *swoon*
Guh!Jensen and Jared.
Oh, come on, they so do! Look at the body language people!