Let us debate the merits of this, almost exactly nine months before I hit 35:
#1-got it
#2-I'm just going to say that coming to terms with my identity as a grey asexual/aromantic counts.
#3-got it.
#4-Well, I only owe about $25,000 in student loans and $90,000 on my mortgage, but that's it...
#5-LOL. I"m just grateful that the damn thing works. It would be easier if food didn't taste so good....
#6-Because that's all they're good for, you know.
#7-I feel pretty damn lucky to have the level of financial security I have.
#8-Well, I have never been sent home for violating the dress code, so...
#9-What does that even mean? There's also a mild irony in the fact that the author or typist did not spell out the word 'and'
#10-Got it. For the most part, anyway.