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Dear Tony and Mao,
I know how lonely you both are with Commet, Luchiano and Boo gone and it’s wonderful that you guys spend so much time together but according to the laws of nature and the laws of my house there will be no MATING.
Tony I have no clue exactly how you managed to romance Mao but it’s creepy to watch you dance around her cage sounding like a lovebird, banging your beak against her cage, cooing at her while she presents herself to you. As amazing as it would be, nature will not allow any Cockabirds or Lovatiels in my house.
Mao I know how Tony’s bad boy attitude must appeal to you, with his flying around and crapping on my bed like he just doesn’t care. And I shouldn’t really be complaining considering how I let Boo carry on her relationship with Winnie the pooh. But really, mating with Tony isn’t going to get you any connections that will make me let you out of your cage more often.
- From your mother that lets your destroy her things,
Exasperatedsigh
I know how lonely you both are with Commet, Luchiano and Boo gone and it’s wonderful that you guys spend so much time together but according to the laws of nature and the laws of my house there will be no MATING.
Tony I have no clue exactly how you managed to romance Mao but it’s creepy to watch you dance around her cage sounding like a lovebird, banging your beak against her cage, cooing at her while she presents herself to you. As amazing as it would be, nature will not allow any Cockabirds or Lovatiels in my house.
Mao I know how Tony’s bad boy attitude must appeal to you, with his flying around and crapping on my bed like he just doesn’t care. And I shouldn’t really be complaining considering how I let Boo carry on her relationship with Winnie the pooh. But really, mating with Tony isn’t going to get you any connections that will make me let you out of your cage more often.
- From your mother that lets your destroy her things,
Exasperatedsigh