Well thank goodness
Here's what Rob has to say this week:
Pisces Horoscope for week of May 1, 2014
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
If blindfolded, most people can't tell the difference between Pepsi and Coca-Cola. But I bet you could, at least this week. Odds are good that you will also be adept at distinguishing between genuine promises and fakes ones. And you will always know when people are fooling themselves. No one will be able to trick you into believing in hype, lies, or nonsense. Why? Because these days you are unusually perceptive and sensitive and discerning. This might on occasion be a problem, of course, since you won't be able to enjoy the comfort and consolation that illusions can offer. But mostly it will be an asset, providing you with a huge tactical advantage and lots of good material for jokes.
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Well God knows I don't have enough joke material in my life...!
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The rain can stop. Anytime. Seriously.
Yes, I am very grateful not to live someplace besieged by tornadoes. But it's been a weird few weeks and the natural depression that settles in on me on gray days isn't particularly helping. Plus driving is getting downright dangerous, and to listen to the local news media tell it, Arlington and Alexandria are on the verge of washing away. And I'm kind of worried about old town Ellicott City, too. It does tend a bit to flooding.
Pisces Horoscope for week of May 1, 2014
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
If blindfolded, most people can't tell the difference between Pepsi and Coca-Cola. But I bet you could, at least this week. Odds are good that you will also be adept at distinguishing between genuine promises and fakes ones. And you will always know when people are fooling themselves. No one will be able to trick you into believing in hype, lies, or nonsense. Why? Because these days you are unusually perceptive and sensitive and discerning. This might on occasion be a problem, of course, since you won't be able to enjoy the comfort and consolation that illusions can offer. But mostly it will be an asset, providing you with a huge tactical advantage and lots of good material for jokes.
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Well God knows I don't have enough joke material in my life...!
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The rain can stop. Anytime. Seriously.
Yes, I am very grateful not to live someplace besieged by tornadoes. But it's been a weird few weeks and the natural depression that settles in on me on gray days isn't particularly helping. Plus driving is getting downright dangerous, and to listen to the local news media tell it, Arlington and Alexandria are on the verge of washing away. And I'm kind of worried about old town Ellicott City, too. It does tend a bit to flooding.