Picture post!

[examorata]

Let's see.

For the medically curious, pictures of my stitches.

And I apologize for this in advance, but for the curious, when someone gives you a birthday present you are obliged to prove it by wearing it. Even if "it" is sweatpants with the word "loquacious" in a strategic place usually reserved for more pedestrian sentiments.If you need to

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[salami_salome]

Yay!

Alternate narrative: someone asked you how to pronounce the word printed on your bum and you punched 'em, resulting in dramatic hand bruising.

Also there were kitties.

[salami_salome]

And ya know, now I can't remember how the joke started either!

[examorata]

I have no idea! I suspect me just shooting off at the mouth as per usual.

The only thing that could possibly make them better is if they were pink with sequins, but if they were pink with sequins I really would never wear them out of my house. =D

[salami_salome]

But if you did, people would remember. Like that woman at the Eddie Izzard show who saw you from the balcony!

Please do not feel obligated to ever wear these out of the house. They are sweatpants after all. They're for loungin'. Perhaps they would make good laundry-day-wear.