Fandom Radio: Friday, June 24th, 2011
Good morning Fandom! Jack Carter here. Normally this would be the point I would introduce my co-star with the name of a city but apparently there was some sort of quest-thing with some weird Morphy-online thing. So he's not here.
So it's just me in a stuffy room with a bunch of alcoholic squirrels. Who can write. Without thumbs. Would you believe me that I know a guy who could give you thumbs?
[Chittering]
And I have no idea what you're trying to say. Because I don't speak squirrel.
*THWOK*
Okay. That I understood.
Classes
Yesterday in Childcare for Idiots, Pajama Man taught us that kids will do everything in their power to make our lives miserable. ... And by our lives I mean our future lives as parents. Which will be miserable. Then he made us face a kid's birthday party.
Then in The feeding of employees, Hook talked about being true to yourself and for a final exam the students just had to tell Hook who they were.
Seriously? Why the hell didn't I get these kinds of exams in high school?
Meanwhile over at Professor Skywalker's office, the good professor was watching video footage after a fun morning of bull leaping.
... I'm not touching that one.
Dorms!
Over at the shooting range...
Wait. We have a shooting range?
[Chittering]
Man, this is one screwy school. Anyhow, over in the Menudo cabin, Annie was hanging out and lost her pen. Then Freddie was shooting a segment for iCarly with Wesley on how to shoot a gun.
Okay... Guys? One favor? Keep Sam Puckett away from the guns. I beg you.
Town!
Wait. That's it? No additional kids hanging out in their alcoves doing... kid stuff?
[Chittering]
And I still have no idea what you just said. So we'll just talk about Fraser longing for the cold forests of Canada while at MHA. Some other guy named Jack was researching wolves and wolf attacks at the law firm. At Fixer-Uppers, Sov was playing with some toy instruments while over at the post office, Butters was playing with stamps. Meanwhile at Wellsping Arms, Alex was sorting bullets. As you do. Then over at the community center, yet another guy named Jack took everyone treasure hunting. Over at Caritas, The zombies were playing country music and annoying some guy named Chuck.
Wait. Did that say Zombies? As in the Freaking walking dead?
[Chittering]
And why am I asking a bunch of squirrels? Finally Scully was at the clinic taking inventory as well as an online final.
...
Really? That's it All the notes? Well then that's it for me Fandom. You guys have a great day. I'm going to be somewhere on the island that is the exact opposite location of the place that has the zombies.
So it's just me in a stuffy room with a bunch of alcoholic squirrels. Who can write. Without thumbs. Would you believe me that I know a guy who could give you thumbs?
[Chittering]
And I have no idea what you're trying to say. Because I don't speak squirrel.
*THWOK*
Okay. That I understood.
Classes
Yesterday in Childcare for Idiots, Pajama Man taught us that kids will do everything in their power to make our lives miserable. ... And by our lives I mean our future lives as parents. Which will be miserable. Then he made us face a kid's birthday party.
Then in The feeding of employees, Hook talked about being true to yourself and for a final exam the students just had to tell Hook who they were.
Seriously? Why the hell didn't I get these kinds of exams in high school?
Meanwhile over at Professor Skywalker's office, the good professor was watching video footage after a fun morning of bull leaping.
... I'm not touching that one.
Dorms!
Over at the shooting range...
Wait. We have a shooting range?
[Chittering]
Man, this is one screwy school. Anyhow, over in the Menudo cabin, Annie was hanging out and lost her pen. Then Freddie was shooting a segment for iCarly with Wesley on how to shoot a gun.
Okay... Guys? One favor? Keep Sam Puckett away from the guns. I beg you.
Town!
Wait. That's it? No additional kids hanging out in their alcoves doing... kid stuff?
[Chittering]
And I still have no idea what you just said. So we'll just talk about Fraser longing for the cold forests of Canada while at MHA. Some other guy named Jack was researching wolves and wolf attacks at the law firm. At Fixer-Uppers, Sov was playing with some toy instruments while over at the post office, Butters was playing with stamps. Meanwhile at Wellsping Arms, Alex was sorting bullets. As you do. Then over at the community center, yet another guy named Jack took everyone treasure hunting. Over at Caritas, The zombies were playing country music and annoying some guy named Chuck.
Wait. Did that say Zombies? As in the Freaking walking dead?
[Chittering]
And why am I asking a bunch of squirrels? Finally Scully was at the clinic taking inventory as well as an online final.
...
Really? That's it All the notes? Well then that's it for me Fandom. You guys have a great day. I'm going to be somewhere on the island that is the exact opposite location of the place that has the zombies.