Caritas: Saturday Afternoon
"Hi there. I'm Mike Rowe and today our intrepid crew has travelled off the coast of Maryland to an island called Fandom where a local Karaoke bar has been serving up good times and good music for the last six years. Only catch? The music is played by a bunch of zombies. No. I'm not kidding."
Mike then gestured and the crew followed him into the bar. "Say, hello to Tino. Say hi, Tino."
Tino waved and started to say hi but Mike interrupted him. "Tino here has been the longest standing employee here at Caritas and one of the true unsung heroes who have to do the one dirty thing no one wants. Repair zombie musicians. And how do you do that, Tino?"
Tino started to say something but was quickly interrupted by Mike again. "Oh!" Mike said picking up a roll of duct tape and a can of Lysol. "Looks like you use these. Let's get started shall we?"
Tino was starting to get annoyed with Mike. Especially after Mike stepped forward and put on a jumpsuit and a breathing mask. "Now once you start taping up rotten flesh... Well, it's really not going to get any better," Mike said as he started to work on the zombies. "The smell is horrible. The whole thing of touching them is really just repulsive and after an hour of repairing these soulless creatures you really feel a bit soulless yourself. Thankfully all these zombies want to do is play music. Which apparently they do very well. Some say they know every song in the known universe. Me?"
Mike held up one of the arms of the zombie drummer and made a face. "I think it's just another thankless dirty job that at the end of the day I'm thankful there's enough alcohol to make me black out and forget we ever came here to Fandom. Are we done? Let's get the hell out of here. That freaky zombie that looks like Yoko Ono is scaring the crap out of me."
[ooc: NFI since I'm mostly AFK. OOC is okay. Caritas modded with permission No icon swap because apparently Colin Ferguson gets mistakenly taken for Mike Rowe on a regular basis. Plus I'm lazy]
Mike then gestured and the crew followed him into the bar. "Say, hello to Tino. Say hi, Tino."
Tino waved and started to say hi but Mike interrupted him. "Tino here has been the longest standing employee here at Caritas and one of the true unsung heroes who have to do the one dirty thing no one wants. Repair zombie musicians. And how do you do that, Tino?"
Tino started to say something but was quickly interrupted by Mike again. "Oh!" Mike said picking up a roll of duct tape and a can of Lysol. "Looks like you use these. Let's get started shall we?"
Tino was starting to get annoyed with Mike. Especially after Mike stepped forward and put on a jumpsuit and a breathing mask. "Now once you start taping up rotten flesh... Well, it's really not going to get any better," Mike said as he started to work on the zombies. "The smell is horrible. The whole thing of touching them is really just repulsive and after an hour of repairing these soulless creatures you really feel a bit soulless yourself. Thankfully all these zombies want to do is play music. Which apparently they do very well. Some say they know every song in the known universe. Me?"
Mike held up one of the arms of the zombie drummer and made a face. "I think it's just another thankless dirty job that at the end of the day I'm thankful there's enough alcohol to make me black out and forget we ever came here to Fandom. Are we done? Let's get the hell out of here. That freaky zombie that looks like Yoko Ono is scaring the crap out of me."
[ooc: NFI since I'm mostly AFK. OOC is okay. Caritas modded with permission No icon swap because apparently Colin Ferguson gets mistakenly taken for Mike Rowe on a regular basis. Plus I'm lazy]