tammy
were any of these you? i found it from an ancient ancient webpage, one of the first i ever made. i also found the story that is pasted on here afterwards.
http://members.xoom.com/interesting
http://pine-scented.com/
http://recap.net/
http://www.emanon.net/~melizabe
http://altern.org/blush
man i was hilarious:
Once a pon a time, there was a teenage girl named Tammy. Tammy had a great life. She had lots of friends, and guys were all over her. She had the perfect figure, almost like that of Barbie, and a picture-perfect smile. She was really popular, and loved how she got laughs from all of her friends when she pushed the books out of a nerd's hands on the stairs. She worshiped Leonardo DiCaprio, and did anything to stay with the trends. Tammy really had it made. One day, she decided to have a Halloween party. She didn't send out invitations, because, (duh!) that was So last week. She just told people about her party. Sure enough, when the day rolled around, her house was packed. Tammy and all her friends got drunk, and a couple disappeared to participate in a drunken orgy in the pool house. Could the party get any better? As Tammy and her current boy toy (who ever came on to her first) were walking through the back yard, she slipped on a pile of used condoms. She skidded across the pavement and banged her head against the diving board leaving her model perfect face with a giant bruise. She fell into the pool, and onto a punk holding a lighter and singing along to the Jimi Hendrix playing on the $3000 stereo her old boyfriend had foolishly bought her after they had slept together. (She had dumped him the next day) Her hair set on fire, and sadly, was not extinguished by the pool water because of the alcohol and hairspray it had been doused with. Poor Tammy was now bald and bruised. Her friends tried to pull her out of the pool, but gave up when all the tissues she had stuffed her bra with began to flood the pool. They left Tammy there to drown. Besides, her modeling career was ruined anyway.
http://members.xoom.com/interesting
http://pine-scented.com/
http://recap.net/
http://www.emanon.net/~melizabe
http://altern.org/blush
man i was hilarious:
Once a pon a time, there was a teenage girl named Tammy. Tammy had a great life. She had lots of friends, and guys were all over her. She had the perfect figure, almost like that of Barbie, and a picture-perfect smile. She was really popular, and loved how she got laughs from all of her friends when she pushed the books out of a nerd's hands on the stairs. She worshiped Leonardo DiCaprio, and did anything to stay with the trends. Tammy really had it made. One day, she decided to have a Halloween party. She didn't send out invitations, because, (duh!) that was So last week. She just told people about her party. Sure enough, when the day rolled around, her house was packed. Tammy and all her friends got drunk, and a couple disappeared to participate in a drunken orgy in the pool house. Could the party get any better? As Tammy and her current boy toy (who ever came on to her first) were walking through the back yard, she slipped on a pile of used condoms. She skidded across the pavement and banged her head against the diving board leaving her model perfect face with a giant bruise. She fell into the pool, and onto a punk holding a lighter and singing along to the Jimi Hendrix playing on the $3000 stereo her old boyfriend had foolishly bought her after they had slept together. (She had dumped him the next day) Her hair set on fire, and sadly, was not extinguished by the pool water because of the alcohol and hairspray it had been doused with. Poor Tammy was now bald and bruised. Her friends tried to pull her out of the pool, but gave up when all the tissues she had stuffed her bra with began to flood the pool. They left Tammy there to drown. Besides, her modeling career was ruined anyway.