BULLSH*T
FUCK OCT. 31ST
FUCK HALLOWEEN
FUCK YOUR COSTUME
AND FUCK YOUR CANDY
For the past 3 years, I have had something go wrong on Halloween. I've had to stay at home and hand out candy, my car messed up, or I just didn't know anybody that was doing anything so I sat in my dorm and wasted the night away by watching MTV. This year I refuse to even celebrate the damn holiday. No costume. No candy. No Halloween. I'm putting a Moodle Ban on Halloween.
U.S. singer Elvis Presley before his death in Memphis, August 16, 1977.
Enough said.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go rinse my eyes, and spread salt over my computer monitor.
EWWW! at HIM!!!