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I would say that I'm sorry fornot updating lately, but then really you'd all assume that I've had some profound thoughts or excellent adventures of Bill and Ted proportions*. Unfortunately for me more than all of you, I've actually been doing pretty basic actory things. Hard to believe, I know. I've been filming and hanging out and burning Hayden's love letters.
At some point durnig all this fun, I turned 25. I'm not sure I mentioned that yet. It's not that I think I'm particularly old, but I've passed that whole age barrier that pretty much supposed to ruin my career. I probably did move out of that "teen idol" ** phase a long time ago, but all I ever heard associated with me was CHILD ACTOR. It was the one sterotype I wanted to break free from. I did, I guess, with Lord of the Rings, but then I was typecasted as Frodo(groan). Vicious fucking cycles man. I don't know if I'll ever really get out of that one and even if I do I'm sure I'll just earn another label. Oooh...let's hear it for Elijah Wood - OSCAR WINNER! Probably more tolerable than - Elijah Wood - The KITCHEN COUNTER LOVER. At least to help me save some sort of face.
I don't know. Maybe I should have drank or drugged myself to death before I reached this point. Maybe I should have divorced my parents or sued them for stealing all of my money, but they never really did that. By this point shouldn't I have written a tell all and been starring in B movies hoping to get my career back on track? Instead I'm playing cannibals and penguins. You all make the connection.
The music scene is catching up with all of you before it's catching up with me. I'm stuck on American Idol, which you cannot tell a soul by the way, but let's face it - I've done gayer things. I'm a little into The Sounds but they've been around. I'm still into the Kaiser Chiefs like I want them to own my soul (and body but they aren't as good looking as my bandmates blur), and I'm still looking to have sex to Pulp like everyone else in the world. I've had to settle for motown songs and a couple classical numbers. Elijah Wood in F Major baby.
The dating scene says I'm hanging out with a bodacious babe named Pamela Racine who plays in a band called SPam Rancid. Don't ask I have weird taste. She's even cooler though because she's a ~dancer~ in a band called Gogol Bordello. She's cute actually, and if I was getting to screw around with her I'd be incredibly happy. We're just friends as she's hanging out with me probably just to get her various musical aspirations more well known. She wants to hang out with Buckethead too. Although you can not deny.
WE MAKE A CUTE COUPLE!!!
Okay, I don't know what's wrong with me either.
My next plan is to get some new icons and get a couple dogs whose names I don't know. Levon and Rascal have been left in the dust and my marriage with Sarah has taken a turn for the worst. I'm going to try and go through my friends list and see who's active but I'd rather have people readd me. If you've recently left me a comment in my journal I'll get you myself, but if not give it a go. Zoe Saldana why haven't you climbed in my pants yet though. I'm a little disappointed as I would have made your cancer go away.
I'm a little preoccupied right now filming a movie about being drafted. Hopefully for all of you I will totally turn that shit down and spit in the face of our current president...in the movie of course. Maybe I'll be shot, but i'm not sure it wouldn't be worth it. Bobby's coming up soon too. Watch to see Lindsay Lohan more than me probably.
Here it is though. 5 weeks later and I'm still hanging around. Hopefully next time I'll have some more exciting stories to tell you all. PEACE.
I need new icons.
I hope you all missed MacGuyver
* sorry to bring up the Keanu Reeves reference. I can pretty much assure you it'll pretty much never happen again.
** I never gave myself the teen idol status. Don't ask me. I don't get it either.
At some point durnig all this fun, I turned 25. I'm not sure I mentioned that yet. It's not that I think I'm particularly old, but I've passed that whole age barrier that pretty much supposed to ruin my career. I probably did move out of that "teen idol" ** phase a long time ago, but all I ever heard associated with me was CHILD ACTOR. It was the one sterotype I wanted to break free from. I did, I guess, with Lord of the Rings, but then I was typecasted as Frodo(groan). Vicious fucking cycles man. I don't know if I'll ever really get out of that one and even if I do I'm sure I'll just earn another label. Oooh...let's hear it for Elijah Wood - OSCAR WINNER! Probably more tolerable than - Elijah Wood - The KITCHEN COUNTER LOVER. At least to help me save some sort of face.
I don't know. Maybe I should have drank or drugged myself to death before I reached this point. Maybe I should have divorced my parents or sued them for stealing all of my money, but they never really did that. By this point shouldn't I have written a tell all and been starring in B movies hoping to get my career back on track? Instead I'm playing cannibals and penguins. You all make the connection.
The music scene is catching up with all of you before it's catching up with me. I'm stuck on American Idol, which you cannot tell a soul by the way, but let's face it - I've done gayer things. I'm a little into The Sounds but they've been around. I'm still into the Kaiser Chiefs like I want them to own my soul (and body but they aren't as good looking as my bandmates blur), and I'm still looking to have sex to Pulp like everyone else in the world. I've had to settle for motown songs and a couple classical numbers. Elijah Wood in F Major baby.
The dating scene says I'm hanging out with a bodacious babe named Pamela Racine who plays in a band called SPam Rancid. Don't ask I have weird taste. She's even cooler though because she's a ~dancer~ in a band called Gogol Bordello. She's cute actually, and if I was getting to screw around with her I'd be incredibly happy. We're just friends as she's hanging out with me probably just to get her various musical aspirations more well known. She wants to hang out with Buckethead too. Although you can not deny.
WE MAKE A CUTE COUPLE!!!
Okay, I don't know what's wrong with me either.
My next plan is to get some new icons and get a couple dogs whose names I don't know. Levon and Rascal have been left in the dust and my marriage with Sarah has taken a turn for the worst. I'm going to try and go through my friends list and see who's active but I'd rather have people readd me. If you've recently left me a comment in my journal I'll get you myself, but if not give it a go. Zoe Saldana why haven't you climbed in my pants yet though. I'm a little disappointed as I would have made your cancer go away.
I'm a little preoccupied right now filming a movie about being drafted. Hopefully for all of you I will totally turn that shit down and spit in the face of our current president...in the movie of course. Maybe I'll be shot, but i'm not sure it wouldn't be worth it. Bobby's coming up soon too. Watch to see Lindsay Lohan more than me probably.
Here it is though. 5 weeks later and I'm still hanging around. Hopefully next time I'll have some more exciting stories to tell you all. PEACE.
I need new icons.
I hope you all missed MacGuyver
* sorry to bring up the Keanu Reeves reference. I can pretty much assure you it'll pretty much never happen again.
** I never gave myself the teen idol status. Don't ask me. I don't get it either.