Chip and Dale
I had an amazing weekend. Saturday was relaxing, I was saving up energy for sunday. I took an early flight out to Utah to see my Squirt. MK for those of you who can't keep up with me. Hell, I can't keep up with me. We had a blast. It's so nice to be able to laugh and goof off with someone. She can make me smile so easily. She's such a beautiful young woman, and I admire her for her strength.
This week had been pretty hectic. Running around with my head cut off. That would really hurt. Maybe if they used the guillotine or something. Then it wouldn't be so bad. What if you really can see for a few seconds before you die. You see your head fall in some dirty basket with god knows what in there. *Shudders* Or if you miss the basket and your head starts rolling down some stairs. And your body starts freaking out because you're not attached anymore. That would suck. And this is why my producers have to approve my monologue before I can reveal it to the public. Alex just lets me go off on my rants though. Sometimes I think she's crazy to want to be with someone as nutty as I am. Is that the right word? Nutty? Kinda like a squirrel or chipmunk or something.
Did you know that they don't have chipmunks everywhere? Like in San Antonio. While I was there on tour, I didn't see a single one. Hmm...what a strange world.
What would you do if I wore a cellophane dress on my next show? Or to your wedding or birthday? Should it be that colored stuff they put out at easter or just the clear kind?
Interesting thoughts.
This week had been pretty hectic. Running around with my head cut off. That would really hurt. Maybe if they used the guillotine or something. Then it wouldn't be so bad. What if you really can see for a few seconds before you die. You see your head fall in some dirty basket with god knows what in there. *Shudders* Or if you miss the basket and your head starts rolling down some stairs. And your body starts freaking out because you're not attached anymore. That would suck. And this is why my producers have to approve my monologue before I can reveal it to the public. Alex just lets me go off on my rants though. Sometimes I think she's crazy to want to be with someone as nutty as I am. Is that the right word? Nutty? Kinda like a squirrel or chipmunk or something.
Did you know that they don't have chipmunks everywhere? Like in San Antonio. While I was there on tour, I didn't see a single one. Hmm...what a strange world.
What would you do if I wore a cellophane dress on my next show? Or to your wedding or birthday? Should it be that colored stuff they put out at easter or just the clear kind?
Interesting thoughts.