If LotS were a Disney Musical (A LotS Re-Cast Picspam)

Aug 29, 2010 21:47

If Legend of the Seeker were a Disney musical...

This is meant to be utterly and completely cracktastical. If you take this seriously, you are a moron. Just saying.

Anyway, this is for a challenge at legendland, and the challenge was to re-cast Legend of the Seeker. Unfortunately, I am seriously awful at re-casting people. Awful. Solution? Make a cracky spam, and that way I can blame bad casting on the crack. Awesome plan. And then I settled on making Legend of the Seeker into a Disney musical. Almost every actor under the act is a Disney alum, and all of them have singing capabilities (some more than others). So, yeah, if Legend of the Seeker were a really bad (but you have to see it anyway) Disney Channel musical, this is what (my) cast would look like...

P.S As this is complete crack and meant to be fun, no bashing of the actors below the cut. I don't really care if you don't like them/think they can't sing. Just have a laugh and move on, yeah? Especially if you're laughing at my manipping skills. That's okay to laugh at. XD


Richard Rahl (Seeker)
played by Drake Bell


Drake is smishable. And he kind of reminds me of Craig. They even have the same weird floppy hair going on.


Kahlan Amnell (Confessor)
played by Anneliese van der Pol


Okay, I was going to cast Lea Michele (re: my Darken Rahl casting), but in the end I went for a vastly unappreciated Disney actress. Anneliese reminds me so much of Bridget (even down to the red hair which will have to be dyed brown for the role), and, yes, she can sing! She was Belle in Beauty and the beast on Broadway.


Cara (Mord'Sith)
played by Ashley Tisdale


Ashley Tisdale is fierce, okay. I don't even care. She is. She can eye roll with the best of them. And, okay, I don't know how she would do in episodes like 'Broken', but considering were making a musical here, 'Broken' would probably be a little different anyway, right? Anyway, this girl is a princess.


Darken Rahl
played by Jonathan Groff


My one exception to the Disney alum rule. Mostly because, as I am matching the TV cast, I couldn't cast Corbin in this role, and then I kind of ran out of Disney guys that I liked. Ahem. So, yeah, Groff. THE Groff. He could so do Darken Rahl. He would kill it. You know he would.


Denna (Mord'Sith)
played by Alyson Michalka


It took me a bit so figure out who I wanted to cast as Denna. But then, it came to me! This girl is adorable, and I can just imagine her face at the end of 'Denna' when Richard kills her. Oh my. Too pretty to exist (and therefore we hate her), and yet her sad face will make you love her. Yeah, I think so. Plus, she looks like a vixen in red.


Leo Dane (Seeker)
played by Zac Efron


What? I had to cast him. I love him. Shut up. Plus, Leo+Cara (as Zac and Ashley)= dream come true! And you only get to see him for two episodes! And the rest of the time you get Drake Bell. So. Good trade off, y/y? I'd say so. Also, Zac excels in the bad (yet adorable) flirting thing. He's perfect.


Nicci (Sister of the Dark/BAMF)
played by Hilary Duff


To be honest, I kind of love her. And I think she'd be awesome as Nicci. She'd drag Drake Bell everywhere, and they'd have really hilarious duets together. And it would be awesome. You know it would. Especially when she started fake!belly dancing in her Sister of the Dark costume. Oh yeah!


Notes:
I don't really care what you do with the big picspam part, but leave my manips alone. They might be god awful, but I spent time on them, okay? SO I don't want to see them anywhere but right here. Thanks.
Made for legendland; Team Richard
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