"blame canada, blame canada!"
Hey guys, jus got back from the rat's asshole of N.America..j/k. We were in montreal for like 2 days, maybe its just me, but when you are constantly dodging queers in large numbers, bums playing shitty guitars while screaming at you in french, bums who dont have guitars and are screaming at you in french,
horse powered buggy drivers named freddi who cant speak english worth
shit and has a mad case of a.d.d, and dudes that ask if we want to buy
shrooms, you just get wiped out. By noon, i wanted to jus die of
boredom/tiredness. Everybody there was jus plain weird though. This
dude who was in the metro came up to me and was tellin me some shit in
very quick french,i guessed he was askin for money, he spoke for like
10 seconds before i jus said "listen dude, i dont have a freakin clue
what youre sayin". I guess he got that and said some bad remark under
his breath as he left so i was all like "parlei voiz this!" grabbing my
package and left. whatevr, the hotel sucked monkeynuts, the toilet dude
had to come up after mark clogged it.. o well. And the MIMES!!
jesus christ i felt like i was reliving EuroTrip when we saw all these
painted mimes, i wanted to be like Cooper and bash their skulls in!!
Some dude did a charicature for grace and made her look like a 20 yr
old ho, and they spell fucking florida with an "e" at the end?!?
dumbasses!! whatevr, 7 DAYS!! bwuhahahahaaa