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Jul 06, 2004 21:47

Hey. i went fishing with this chinese/swedish guy and mark. it was pretty cool. except for the big-ass fuckin spiders, or the fact that after every few fish they caught, id drop it in the water. we ended up with 3 bass in a bag and were gonna fry them up, except the cook, abu, is a jerkoff and said no. whatevr. shit. ok. ummmm, damn, i need a haircut. o yea the fish, ok, so we caqught them and grabbed them, and we dared mark to give the fish head for a hundred bucks...he declined. so there was this metal pole sticking out of the water and we bitched smacked those fish on that pole until they lost all brain functions and their body let loose and started shitting in my hand, fuckin faggot. um, have you ever seen a chinese guy with a mullet, its weird as hell. my foot has been hurting for a few days and i couldnt figuire out why until i looked under my toe and pulled out a chunk of glass, like the size of a pea, wtf! how do you not know that you have shards of glass in your body. thas fucked up. Brits, they suck. theyre bloody fuckin wankers. i gotta take a mad piss, l8tr
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