Hahaha!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, ewigweibliche sent to me...
Twelve maps drumming
Eleven cardigans piping
Ten wales a-leaping
Nine books cooking
Eight glasses a-singing
Seven mountains a-reading
Six scrubs eating
Five inde-e-e-ependent bookstores
Four arctic landscapes
Three rocky beaches
Two food politics
...and a cheese in an eastern orthodoxy.