Memage!
1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now?
Colorful (and probably toxic) soap crayons, some kind of commercial shampoo for Adam (who shaves his head. I know). Green Ayuvedic soap, some all-natural beige soap, my Lush shampoo bar, a sample of conditioner, and dr bronner's gentle soap.
2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?
Uh, no
3. Is there anything moldy in your refrigerator?
Dear god, I hope not. I don't think so. My fridge might need a thorough clean, but I try to toss things tout suite.
4. Are there any dirty dishes in your sink?
Just mine from breakfast.
5. What would you change about your living room?
ETA: No catbox in the corner. It's the ONLY place for it. Thankfully, we're down to just one cat. But still.
6. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?
Dishwasher?
7. Do you have a can of mushrooms in your pantry?
No.
8. White or wheat/brown bread?
I don't really eat bread anymore. When I do it's brown. Sourdough is pretty much unheard of around here. But I love it and would choose that.
9. What is on top of your refrigerator?
The counter. Standard fridges here fit under the counter.
10. What color is your sofa?
Black leather.
11. What color or design is on your shower curtain?
We don't have one! It's a plastic door.
12. How many plants are in your home?
One bouquet of flowers. I can't keep plants alive.
13. How many candles are in your home?
Just the one on my altar. Usually I have a lot more. Come winter time there will be a lot more.
14. Is your bed made right now?
Never. "Making the bed" for me is pulling up and straightening the sheets and quilt.
15. If you have a coffee pot, what color is it?
Don't have one.
16. Electric or standard can opener?
standard
17. Comet or Soft Scrub?
Neither.
18. Is your closet organized?
We have one wardrobe, in Adam's office. It is a mess.
19. What color is the flashlight that you use the most?
What?
20. What kinds of things are in your junk drawer?
Phone/computer cord, nail files, various glues, take out menus, tape, cat flea meds, pens....
21. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home?
Glass
22. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?
never
23. If you have a garage, is it cluttered?
Carport. I don't think so.
24. Curtains or blinds?
Blinds. They're pretty ugly. Came with the house.
25. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Two, but I need to rethink this.
26. Do you sleep with any lights on at night?
No. But the street light shines in through the blinds, which makes a convenient nightlight.
27. How many ceiling fans are in your home?
None.
28. How often do you vacuum?
We don't own a vacuum, so the upstairs (only part that has carpet) gets vacuumed once a month when the cleaning lady comes. I sweep the lower floor every day.
29. Standard toothbrush or electric?
regular.
30. What color is your toothbrush?
Clear and light blue.
31. Do you have a welcome mat outside your front door?
No.
32. What is in your oven right now?
Nothing
33. Is your microwave clean or dirty?
Haven't used a microwave in 4 or 5 years.
34. Is there anything under your bed?
Yes. It's where I keep the extra sets of sheets and pillow cases. My box of documents.
35. Chore you hate doing the most?
Cat box. So I don't do it. Adam does it.
36. What retro items are in your home?
Me?
37. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?
Yep, third bedroom is Adam's office. Wish I had one!
38. If you have a yard, who mows it?
We have a grassy front yard which we never use, and a concrete back yard with lots of weeds. Adam pays some one to tend to it 2 or 3 times a year.
39. Is there anything on your kitchen floor right now?
A mat in front of the side door.
40. How many mirrors are in your home?
2, neither are full length.
41. Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home?
No
42. What color are your walls?
Beige upstairs, downstairs they are grey blue (hints of lavender?) with a sort of different grey blue color on the fireplace column.
43. Which rooms in your house have wallpaper?
The halls and stairway have this strange corrugated wall paper - I think it's wallpaper anyway. It just looks like textured walls. It's both dumb and not that bad.
44. Do you have a peephole in your front door?
nope.
45. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home?
No
46. What does your home smell like right now?
Hard to say. Nag champa incense most likely
47. Favorite Candle Scent?
I usually prefer unscented candles because the non-toxic, non-fake, non-nasty scented candles are pretty spendy.
48. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?
One last dill spear that really needs to be tossed.
49. Who are in the pictures you displayed?
Several wedding ones and two big portraits of the kids.
50. What color is your favorite bible?
Hahahahaha! We didn't bring a bible with us. But I love my red glossy Oxford Annotated one that I left in the US.
51. Do you have plenty of cabinet space in your kitchen?
Sort of.
52. Ever been on your roof?
No.
53. Do you own a stereo?
No. We have computers.
54. How many TVs do you have?
See above.
55. How many house phones?
Two.
56. Do you have a housekeeper?
Not really. That'd be me. But I pay some one once a month to deep clean the house.
57. What style do you decorate in?
I don't. This is something I'd like to change. We've moved too much and rented too much. Too many hand me downs and rental furnishings. I think I like minimalist but with natural materials.
58. Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints?
I guess solids with patterned accents?
59. Is there a smoke detector in your home?
Oh yeah. It's sensitive and loud as fuck.
60. In case of fire, what are the items you would grab if you only could make one quick trip?
Baby, pillow, laptop, handful of jewelry items.
61. Do you know how to work your electrical box?
I can't reach it.
62. What temperature in your home is most comfortable to you?
I don't know. I don't read the thermostat. We haven't had the heat on in months. If I'm cold I just put on a layer.