Ten things you can do if a guy in another car is checking you out...
I've never seen this happen until driving with my friends in the car, since many of you are getting licenses here is some wisdom from the wisdom tree I visit often, rip its bark off and use it to make a fire to boil my water, to make my pasta noodles.
First of all don't make eye contact. this is were that damned peripheral vision crap comes in handy. If you do mak eye contact...
1. hold up an crucifix, bible, buhdda, or any other religious symbol.
2. Play along because his provocative expressions are the most aciton you've ever had.
3. Flick him off
4. start licking your lips,
5. give a disscussted look of extreme dissappoval
6. just stare without expression
7. make a fricken retarded face
8. hold up a gun
9. hold up a bomb
10. make it like you are talking on the phone with your extremely hot boyfriend, husband, or fiancé
If he follows you, never drive straight home, instead...
1. pull into a hospital, mental hospital, or elderly home parking lot
2. drive like a road raged manic
3. Throw the bomb at him and drive hastily away
4. pull over and start making out with a random male jogger( last resort, I'd bomb him first)
Judt play it safe and always carry a lethal weapon at all times, such as a gun, crossbow, num-chucks, a sword, dagger, machette, fire blower, grenade, or anthrax
I did this in honor of today's drive home.
Love,
E. Wald
First of all don't make eye contact. this is were that damned peripheral vision crap comes in handy. If you do mak eye contact...
1. hold up an crucifix, bible, buhdda, or any other religious symbol.
2. Play along because his provocative expressions are the most aciton you've ever had.
3. Flick him off
4. start licking your lips,
5. give a disscussted look of extreme dissappoval
6. just stare without expression
7. make a fricken retarded face
8. hold up a gun
9. hold up a bomb
10. make it like you are talking on the phone with your extremely hot boyfriend, husband, or fiancé
If he follows you, never drive straight home, instead...
1. pull into a hospital, mental hospital, or elderly home parking lot
2. drive like a road raged manic
3. Throw the bomb at him and drive hastily away
4. pull over and start making out with a random male jogger( last resort, I'd bomb him first)
Judt play it safe and always carry a lethal weapon at all times, such as a gun, crossbow, num-chucks, a sword, dagger, machette, fire blower, grenade, or anthrax
I did this in honor of today's drive home.
Love,
E. Wald