morrissey said it first
i hate birthdays so much, another consecutive worst day ever.
they're seasonally rotten.
all this pressure to enjoy yourself which never works out.
stabs stuff.
since wednesday ive been subject to gluttony because it is also my grandma's 85th birthdayd week/end extravaganza. my uncle complimented me on my hair and eyebrows. he's the "creepy uncle". my dad agreed if he was a bear he wouldn't hug him.
my sister's been home since friday though and that is great and good. she has a boyfriend LARS now and that makes me happy in one of those ways, yeah. he makes her mix cds, holds her hand, has red hair, writes her sappy things, and frequents thailand often. yes vacations are part of this prize pack. and he already likes me by default.
on easter we went to church and i endured having to contain my uncontrollable laughter. although my sister is nearly 30 she likes to provoke and embarrass me until my dad kicks me for upsetting my mother. she just kept whispering "you're...a...fucking...dog" in my ear, which is just one of those jokes i wont explain, and id start convulsing because i was holding it in so hard.
lots of other stuff, no good very bad mood, some of my families pretty okay, acting out the sermon with imaginary pyrotechnics, enjoying my dad, six feet under, "family pictonary", calender making, waiting in a mall parking lot for an hour while my mom and sister shopped, explaining that columbia is not THAT columbia, discovering that my parents truly believed that you are a minor under law until you are 21, explaining otherwise, befuddlement, 3 cakes, not mine, then fasting.
they're seasonally rotten.
all this pressure to enjoy yourself which never works out.
stabs stuff.
since wednesday ive been subject to gluttony because it is also my grandma's 85th birthdayd week/end extravaganza. my uncle complimented me on my hair and eyebrows. he's the "creepy uncle". my dad agreed if he was a bear he wouldn't hug him.
my sister's been home since friday though and that is great and good. she has a boyfriend LARS now and that makes me happy in one of those ways, yeah. he makes her mix cds, holds her hand, has red hair, writes her sappy things, and frequents thailand often. yes vacations are part of this prize pack. and he already likes me by default.
on easter we went to church and i endured having to contain my uncontrollable laughter. although my sister is nearly 30 she likes to provoke and embarrass me until my dad kicks me for upsetting my mother. she just kept whispering "you're...a...fucking...dog" in my ear, which is just one of those jokes i wont explain, and id start convulsing because i was holding it in so hard.
lots of other stuff, no good very bad mood, some of my families pretty okay, acting out the sermon with imaginary pyrotechnics, enjoying my dad, six feet under, "family pictonary", calender making, waiting in a mall parking lot for an hour while my mom and sister shopped, explaining that columbia is not THAT columbia, discovering that my parents truly believed that you are a minor under law until you are 21, explaining otherwise, befuddlement, 3 cakes, not mine, then fasting.