The Twittering Office Chair
via Perry Friedman on Facebook, man builds chair that tweets his farts:
According to my coworker, Twitter is supposed to happen in that space between Flickr posts and Facebook updates, in the space when life actually happens. Well, in the space of time "when life actually happens," life actually happens. It is neither pretty nor ugly. It is just life. If Twitter is supposed to be a document of life as it happens, then it should really document life, indiscriminately, as it happens without interference. If it fails to do this, then life then becomes the space between "tweets" (Twitter posts).
Therefore, it is of the utmost importance, to be able to update Twitter with life events without actually interfering with the event themselves. The documentation of life, henceforth, needs to be automated.
That said, I decided the first part of life that needed to be documented was my daily flatulence at work. I am not going to lie, I am a gassy individual. Since my flatulence is a part of life, it would be fraudulent of me to document life as it happens without documenting these occurrences.
https://twitter.com/officechair
Hmm, this must be old news because the feed ends at 2009. It's pretty funny though:
Maybe he has a food intolerance.
Seriously. Stop!
Pfffffffffft
If I could puke my foam stuffing, I would
He farted again with success and vigor. Woest[sic] me.
Someone please disassemble me
PFFFFFT PFFffft pft
According to my coworker, Twitter is supposed to happen in that space between Flickr posts and Facebook updates, in the space when life actually happens. Well, in the space of time "when life actually happens," life actually happens. It is neither pretty nor ugly. It is just life. If Twitter is supposed to be a document of life as it happens, then it should really document life, indiscriminately, as it happens without interference. If it fails to do this, then life then becomes the space between "tweets" (Twitter posts).
Therefore, it is of the utmost importance, to be able to update Twitter with life events without actually interfering with the event themselves. The documentation of life, henceforth, needs to be automated.
That said, I decided the first part of life that needed to be documented was my daily flatulence at work. I am not going to lie, I am a gassy individual. Since my flatulence is a part of life, it would be fraudulent of me to document life as it happens without documenting these occurrences.
https://twitter.com/officechair
Hmm, this must be old news because the feed ends at 2009. It's pretty funny though:
Maybe he has a food intolerance.
Seriously. Stop!
Pfffffffffft
If I could puke my foam stuffing, I would
He farted again with success and vigor. Woest[sic] me.
Someone please disassemble me
PFFFFFT PFFffft pft