Owner of Segway Rides Off Cliff

[evwhore]

Not a joke: "Jimi Heselden, the owner of the Segway company, has died after riding one of the two-wheeled machines off a cliff and into a river. The multi-millionaire businessman, 62, fell into the River Wharfe while inspecting the grounds of his North Yorkshire estate on a rugged country version of the Segway."

Comments

[el_jefe_rey]

...for extra credit help name the 'rugged country version' in his honor...

SegNOWAY?
SegDon't?
ITfalls?
GingerPlunge?

I can't imagine what this will do for sales. It's starting to seem like we can't trust our Segways on private cliffs in our estates anymore.

[evwhore]

SegWaaaaaAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[schmengie]

but lets discuss how this impacts you going to hell.

[evwhore]

you said "impacts" on purpose, didn't you.

[schmengie]

yes, but I digress

[schmengie]

I imagine you will get the rest of my nonsense

[frankbrabec]

No way we're gonna fall for this one