The brain is a weird thing

[evwhore]

A Facebook friend linked to what appears[1] to be a birthday video message from Emma Watson, and Facebook captioned the link as "Emma Watson Official" which I wackyparsed as "Emma Watson Legal" which struck me as extremely odd thing for him to be celebrating because (a) the friend in question is gay and (b) she's been legal for 2 years[2].

[1] I'm not going to watch it in public, lest people around me get the wrong idea
[2] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Watson