DJ, spin that shit...and update about arena staffing.
Today will be a rematch of last week's (partially disasterous) Protect Atoli mini-event. ( Preshow) ( Recap)
Hopefully you get more turnout, and you use what you learned last time to your advantage.
AKA BRING SOME FUCKING MAGIC ATTACKERS OR SAKAKI WILL PROCEED TO MESSILY RAPE YOU.
On the plus side, the bosses got a slight speed decrease.
The resaving begins at 9.
EDIT: I was gonna wait to announce this, but you'd find out next week anyway. You have a new arena secretary...by force. :(
[05:01:02] <@Evvie> (EvtR) Oh, by the way, did I tell you?
[05:01:09] <~Kafei> (KtR) Hmm?
[05:01:10] <@Evvie> (EvtR) I got a call back from security.
[05:01:18] <@Evvie> (EvtR) There's a couple people interested in the job.
[05:01:25] <~Kafei> (KtR) Like who?
[05:01:55] <@Evvie> (EvtR) One of them is an original character who's quite qualified for the job
[05:02:01] <@Evvie> (EvtR) The other is..
[05:02:06] <@Evvie> (EvtR) Well..
[05:03:00] <@Evvie> (EvtR) The person I had in mind was a demon with unspeakable power :O
[05:03:08] <@Evvie> (EvtR) The downside is he's sadistic and mean
[05:03:18] <@Evvie> (EvtR) But you know
[05:03:35] <@Evvie> (EvtR) Who needs congenial employees?
[05:03:47] <~Kafei> (KtR) Maybe we need that around here, I mean Ashley was a bouncing bubble of energy when she wasn't asleep, and she never got anything done.
[05:04:15] <@Evvie> ××× Conveniently placed knock at the door ×××
[05:04:23] <~Kafei> (Izzy) Statistically speaking, having someone like that around might cause 55% more workplace incidents.
[05:04:35] <@Evvie> (Neuro) Hello everyone :O
[05:04:46] <@Evvie> (Neuro) Pleased to make your acquaintances.
[05:04:52] <~Kafei> (KtR) Uh, hello
[05:05:00] <@Evvie> (EvtR) This is one of my applicants.
[05:05:08] <~Kafei> (KtR) Oh.
[05:05:12] <@Evvie> (Neuro) ..>:D
[05:05:15] <~Kafei> (KtR) Welcome to #RoleplayX Arena!
[05:05:31] <@Evvie> ××× Neuro proceeds to exercise his demonic magic around the arena, making everything most unpleasant ×××
[05:05:43] <~Kafei> (Rena) *walks in, sees it, and walks back out the same door*
[05:05:43] <@Evvie> (EvtR) ...Efficient :O
[05:05:57] <@Evvie> (Maya) *isn't so smart*
[05:06:05] <@Evvie> (Maya) Nice to meet you, sir :O
[05:06:20] <@Evvie> (Neuro) ?
[05:06:29] <~Kafei> (Izzy) What kind of science was that?
[05:06:32] <@Evvie> (Neuro) Yes, you'll do fine :O
[05:06:41] <~Kafei> (Izzy) I need to study this...
[05:06:51] <@Evvie> (Neuro) You, girl, are to be my odds-and-ends person
[05:07:09] <@Evvie> (Neuro) You shall do all the jobs I instruct of you or I shall tear your limbs off. :O
[05:07:19] <~Kafei> (KtR) (Huh? Is EvtR sure this guy isn't a BOSS?)
[05:07:22] <@Evvie> (Maya) ..
[05:07:30] <@Evvie> (EvtR) ..
[05:07:38] <@Evvie> (EvtR) Uh, sir..!
[05:07:41] <~Kafei> (KtR) (I'd speak aloud, but this guy terrifies me.)
[05:07:49] <@Evvie> (EvtR) You can't go around hiring my employ-
[05:08:01] <@Evvie> (Neuro) and YOU
[05:08:19] <@Evvie> (Neuro) you will do fine to help my slave Yako solve mysteries so I can eat them >:O
[05:08:26] <@Evvie> (EvtR) ..okay :(
[05:08:42] <~Kafei> (Izzy) My statistics didn't lie...
[05:08:55] <@Evvie> (EvtR) Uh, KtR, I guess I'm resigning from reffing now to uh, go...do whatever Neuro tells me to. :(
[05:09:11] <@Evvie> (EvtR) *mouths "save me"*
[05:09:12] <~Kafei> (KtR) Uhh... H-Have fun with that!
[05:09:22] <~Kafei> (KtR) And all that jazz.
[05:09:33] <@Evvie> (Neuro) Oh don't worry :O
[05:09:38] <@Evvie> (Neuro) I won't leave you out too!
[05:10:02] <@Evvie> (Neuro) You are now Evvie the Ref's Detective Services official secretary!
[05:10:08] <~Kafei> (Izzy) (If I sneak out now, he might not notice me.) *runs out the door*
[05:10:15] <@Evvie> (Neuro) I hope you're good at keeping books..
[05:10:28] <~Kafei> (KtR) ...Umm...
[05:10:29] <@Evvie> (Neuro) Because if you aren't, I'll fill your head with Deadly, Deadly Acid. :O
[05:10:42] <@Evvie> (EvtR) (..this was an awful idea.)
[05:10:42] <~Kafei> (KtR) L-Looks like I am!
[05:11:01] <@Evvie> (Neuro) Great! *claps hands together* We all work so well together!d
[05:11:11] <@Evvie> ××× Maya, EvtR, and KtR are doomed ×××
[05:11:36] <@Evvie> (Neuro) ..!
[05:11:41] <@Evvie> (Neuro) I smell a "puzzle".
[05:11:46] <~Kafei> (KtR) (Damn it, Rena, why do you have to be so smart? I could've pinned this on you if you had stayed in the room a moment longer.)
[05:11:52] <@Evvie> (Neuro) I'll be back soon, my slaves, so don't move.
[05:11:57] <@Evvie> (Neuro) Or I'll steal your legs.
[05:12:05] <@Evvie> ××× Neuro exits. ×××
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[06:04:52] <@Evvie> (Neuro) So I'm hired as your arena security, right, slave? :B
[06:05:00] <@Evvie> (EvtR) ..Right! That you are! [06:05:09] <@Evvie> (EvtR) Except..
[06:05:28] <@Evvie> (EvtR) Normally I have my arena staff survive a battle against the heroes first, but maybe I can make an exception..
[06:05:48] <~Kafei> (KtR) (The heroes would die in a second.)
[06:06:08] <@Evvie> (Neuro) Nonsense, I wouldn't want to go breaking any rules. :O Besides, that secretary of yours kept putting me off for weeks anyway.
[06:06:23] <@Evvie> (EvtR) ...Right, you'll get your battle. Just don't hurt me. :(
[06:06:33] <@Evvie> (EvtR) (I can hear the cries of "boos jokar!" already..)
[06:06:46] <~Kafei> (KtR) (So THAT was the guy.)
[06:07:17] <@Evvie> (Maya) *strolls in cheerfully, sees Neuro, goes pale as a sheet, turns on her heel and exits*
[06:07:46] <@Evvie> (Neuro) Oh, slaves
[06:07:58] <@Evvie> (Neuro) In honor of this new..."partnership"
[06:08:10] <@Evvie> (Neuro) I've decided to allow you both to continue reffing. :B
[06:08:18] <@Evvie> (Neuro) You may begin worship of me at any time.
[06:08:36] <~Kafei> (KtR) A-All hail Neuro, the greatest demon ever!
[06:08:43] <@Evvie> (EvtR) Yes, hail..!
[06:08:56] <@Evvie> (Neuro) This will work out so well. :O
So...yeah. :( My hands are tied. Coming soon is the inaugural battle for the position of Arena Security against Nougami Neuro.
I'll have to do SOMETHING to stop him from jokerizing the fight... :(
Hopefully you get more turnout, and you use what you learned last time to your advantage.
AKA BRING SOME FUCKING MAGIC ATTACKERS OR SAKAKI WILL PROCEED TO MESSILY RAPE YOU.
On the plus side, the bosses got a slight speed decrease.
The resaving begins at 9.
EDIT: I was gonna wait to announce this, but you'd find out next week anyway. You have a new arena secretary...by force. :(
[05:01:02] <@Evvie> (EvtR) Oh, by the way, did I tell you?
[05:01:09] <~Kafei> (KtR) Hmm?
[05:01:10] <@Evvie> (EvtR) I got a call back from security.
[05:01:18] <@Evvie> (EvtR) There's a couple people interested in the job.
[05:01:25] <~Kafei> (KtR) Like who?
[05:01:55] <@Evvie> (EvtR) One of them is an original character who's quite qualified for the job
[05:02:01] <@Evvie> (EvtR) The other is..
[05:02:06] <@Evvie> (EvtR) Well..
[05:03:00] <@Evvie> (EvtR) The person I had in mind was a demon with unspeakable power :O
[05:03:08] <@Evvie> (EvtR) The downside is he's sadistic and mean
[05:03:18] <@Evvie> (EvtR) But you know
[05:03:35] <@Evvie> (EvtR) Who needs congenial employees?
[05:03:47] <~Kafei> (KtR) Maybe we need that around here, I mean Ashley was a bouncing bubble of energy when she wasn't asleep, and she never got anything done.
[05:04:15] <@Evvie> ××× Conveniently placed knock at the door ×××
[05:04:23] <~Kafei> (Izzy) Statistically speaking, having someone like that around might cause 55% more workplace incidents.
[05:04:35] <@Evvie> (Neuro) Hello everyone :O
[05:04:46] <@Evvie> (Neuro) Pleased to make your acquaintances.
[05:04:52] <~Kafei> (KtR) Uh, hello
[05:05:00] <@Evvie> (EvtR) This is one of my applicants.
[05:05:08] <~Kafei> (KtR) Oh.
[05:05:12] <@Evvie> (Neuro) ..>:D
[05:05:15] <~Kafei> (KtR) Welcome to #RoleplayX Arena!
[05:05:31] <@Evvie> ××× Neuro proceeds to exercise his demonic magic around the arena, making everything most unpleasant ×××
[05:05:43] <~Kafei> (Rena) *walks in, sees it, and walks back out the same door*
[05:05:43] <@Evvie> (EvtR) ...Efficient :O
[05:05:57] <@Evvie> (Maya) *isn't so smart*
[05:06:05] <@Evvie> (Maya) Nice to meet you, sir :O
[05:06:20] <@Evvie> (Neuro) ?
[05:06:29] <~Kafei> (Izzy) What kind of science was that?
[05:06:32] <@Evvie> (Neuro) Yes, you'll do fine :O
[05:06:41] <~Kafei> (Izzy) I need to study this...
[05:06:51] <@Evvie> (Neuro) You, girl, are to be my odds-and-ends person
[05:07:09] <@Evvie> (Neuro) You shall do all the jobs I instruct of you or I shall tear your limbs off. :O
[05:07:19] <~Kafei> (KtR) (Huh? Is EvtR sure this guy isn't a BOSS?)
[05:07:22] <@Evvie> (Maya) ..
[05:07:30] <@Evvie> (EvtR) ..
[05:07:38] <@Evvie> (EvtR) Uh, sir..!
[05:07:41] <~Kafei> (KtR) (I'd speak aloud, but this guy terrifies me.)
[05:07:49] <@Evvie> (EvtR) You can't go around hiring my employ-
[05:08:01] <@Evvie> (Neuro) and YOU
[05:08:19] <@Evvie> (Neuro) you will do fine to help my slave Yako solve mysteries so I can eat them >:O
[05:08:26] <@Evvie> (EvtR) ..okay :(
[05:08:42] <~Kafei> (Izzy) My statistics didn't lie...
[05:08:55] <@Evvie> (EvtR) Uh, KtR, I guess I'm resigning from reffing now to uh, go...do whatever Neuro tells me to. :(
[05:09:11] <@Evvie> (EvtR) *mouths "save me"*
[05:09:12] <~Kafei> (KtR) Uhh... H-Have fun with that!
[05:09:22] <~Kafei> (KtR) And all that jazz.
[05:09:33] <@Evvie> (Neuro) Oh don't worry :O
[05:09:38] <@Evvie> (Neuro) I won't leave you out too!
[05:10:02] <@Evvie> (Neuro) You are now Evvie the Ref's Detective Services official secretary!
[05:10:08] <~Kafei> (Izzy) (If I sneak out now, he might not notice me.) *runs out the door*
[05:10:15] <@Evvie> (Neuro) I hope you're good at keeping books..
[05:10:28] <~Kafei> (KtR) ...Umm...
[05:10:29] <@Evvie> (Neuro) Because if you aren't, I'll fill your head with Deadly, Deadly Acid. :O
[05:10:42] <@Evvie> (EvtR) (..this was an awful idea.)
[05:10:42] <~Kafei> (KtR) L-Looks like I am!
[05:11:01] <@Evvie> (Neuro) Great! *claps hands together* We all work so well together!d
[05:11:11] <@Evvie> ××× Maya, EvtR, and KtR are doomed ×××
[05:11:36] <@Evvie> (Neuro) ..!
[05:11:41] <@Evvie> (Neuro) I smell a "puzzle".
[05:11:46] <~Kafei> (KtR) (Damn it, Rena, why do you have to be so smart? I could've pinned this on you if you had stayed in the room a moment longer.)
[05:11:52] <@Evvie> (Neuro) I'll be back soon, my slaves, so don't move.
[05:11:57] <@Evvie> (Neuro) Or I'll steal your legs.
[05:12:05] <@Evvie> ××× Neuro exits. ×××
---
[06:04:52] <@Evvie> (Neuro) So I'm hired as your arena security, right, slave? :B
[06:05:00] <@Evvie> (EvtR) ..Right! That you are! [06:05:09] <@Evvie> (EvtR) Except..
[06:05:28] <@Evvie> (EvtR) Normally I have my arena staff survive a battle against the heroes first, but maybe I can make an exception..
[06:05:48] <~Kafei> (KtR) (The heroes would die in a second.)
[06:06:08] <@Evvie> (Neuro) Nonsense, I wouldn't want to go breaking any rules. :O Besides, that secretary of yours kept putting me off for weeks anyway.
[06:06:23] <@Evvie> (EvtR) ...Right, you'll get your battle. Just don't hurt me. :(
[06:06:33] <@Evvie> (EvtR) (I can hear the cries of "boos jokar!" already..)
[06:06:46] <~Kafei> (KtR) (So THAT was the guy.)
[06:07:17] <@Evvie> (Maya) *strolls in cheerfully, sees Neuro, goes pale as a sheet, turns on her heel and exits*
[06:07:46] <@Evvie> (Neuro) Oh, slaves
[06:07:58] <@Evvie> (Neuro) In honor of this new..."partnership"
[06:08:10] <@Evvie> (Neuro) I've decided to allow you both to continue reffing. :B
[06:08:18] <@Evvie> (Neuro) You may begin worship of me at any time.
[06:08:36] <~Kafei> (KtR) A-All hail Neuro, the greatest demon ever!
[06:08:43] <@Evvie> (EvtR) Yes, hail..!
[06:08:56] <@Evvie> (Neuro) This will work out so well. :O
So...yeah. :( My hands are tied. Coming soon is the inaugural battle for the position of Arena Security against Nougami Neuro.
I'll have to do SOMETHING to stop him from jokerizing the fight... :(