this is for the douchebag who stole my phone:
hey, asshole. i hope you're enjoying my phone, the one i bought last friday with most of my paycheck. i'm glad you got it, in a way. you ended my relationship with cricket, thus allowing me to purchase a sweet-ass-awesome pink razr. and i did, for only $10. now, instead of an area-wide plan that costs me a lot more, i have a nationwide plan that costs me a lot less. i will have to count my minutes, but who gives a shit? i have a pink razr and you don't. all you have is my stupid old-ass cricket phone with its suspended service and mostly dead battery. which you can't even charge. and i hope that when you try to sell it, your ass gets caught. also, i hope you are a high school student and you get in trouble with your parents and your daddy beats you during the weekend visit.
how's that for a half-full glass?
how's that for a half-full glass?