Fuck You

Jun 01, 2009 03:48

It's a new song I wrote! Check it:

Fuck you Alanis Morisette
Ironic is not what you think
When I get the funds you can bet
I'll take you to court 'cause you stink.

You don't understand what it means
It's not ironic it just sucks
And better than Jack with his beans:
I'm winning a few million bucks.

Fuck you very much Walt Disney
You gave us a hell of a job
Girls want a prince- it's baloney!
For Gavroche from Les Misérables.

I can't kill a witch or dragon
My armor's just made out of plastic
There's typhoid all up in my wagon
This quest is just fucking fantastic.

Fuck you too young Shirley Temple
With your rosey cheeks and perfect hair
Your face only pocked with a dimple
It's really just truly not fair.

When life gives you lemons you sing
And tippety-tap on the floor
But when I get a tiny bee sting
I'm raising a ruckus galore.

Fuck Lennon, McCartney and Harrison
And Starkey I guess can count too
Your songwriting's beyond comparison
And mine by contrast seems like poo.

You sing about Rocky Raccoon
And Maxwell and Prudence and Jude
All over you fans start to swoon
While I sit here begging for food.

And fuck you reality tv
You poison our minds with your trash
Your stars just define the word skeezy
But somehow still make lots of cash.

Rewarding the stupid is evil
I'll stop you when I get the chance
Be ready for major upheaval
When scorpions crawl in your pants.

(Chorus?)
So fuck Paris Hilton & Madonna
And OJ and Jake Gyllenhaal
And fuck Kurt Cobain from Nirvana
And MTV's drag queen RuPaul.

You all drive the rest of us batty
By being insanely adept
You're great or you're dumb or you're catty
And always make us seem inept.

teeheeee
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