To Bryan.
THE STORY.
One day me and bryan decided to go sledding, we didnt want just a hill, we wanted the biggest hill. The previous night there was a huge snowstorm and everyone would be on the hills today, so me and bryan got on our chaps and our boots and we loaded the explorer to find all the big kids ontop of the towns biggest hill! we had to fight them, we had to battle for "the king of the hill". Bryan started EJACULATING in all the kids faces! i started fighting them off, bryan was like a machine gun! Finally, after hours of battaling, bryan blinded the leader of the group of big kids, everyone ran away. WE HAD WON THE BATTLE OF KING OF THE HILL!!!!!! we were FAr too cool for sleds, and too big for garbage can tops, so we used Recycaling bins, bryan wore his favorite purple pair of overall snap snowpants. we made a snowman and named it leo, we sled until our noses started to bleed. Then we called it quits, we headed back to bryans where we came to find his mother had baked us fresh chocolate chip cookies, and a delightful glass of hot chocolate. we watched elf and celebrated the joy of christmas. THE END.