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The worlds ending and i didnt get the memo... i always miss out on all the goss
i have a joke that i thought was pretty funny...
A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 vodka shots... the bartender makes his drinks and places them on the counter... the bartender says... "hey buddy... it looks like ur celebrating something"... the young man at the table turns and says... "well actually i am... im celebrating my first blowjob" The bartender smiles and says "congratulations mate... ill give u a thirteenth shot on the house".... the young man smiles and replies... "im sorry sir... but if 12 shots dont get the taste out of my mouth nothing will..."
i have a joke that i thought was pretty funny...
A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 vodka shots... the bartender makes his drinks and places them on the counter... the bartender says... "hey buddy... it looks like ur celebrating something"... the young man at the table turns and says... "well actually i am... im celebrating my first blowjob" The bartender smiles and says "congratulations mate... ill give u a thirteenth shot on the house".... the young man smiles and replies... "im sorry sir... but if 12 shots dont get the taste out of my mouth nothing will..."