All's fair

[evoquus]

Adam: Hey there's a convention of gay blacksmiths in town.

Steve: *nods* It's a fairy farrier faire.

Adam: These guys are easy on the eyes.

Steve: *nods* It's a fair fairy farrier faire.

Adam: But these guys also tend to be not so butch.

Steve: *nods* It's a fayer fair fairy farrier faire.

Adam: Tickets are only 5 bucks. That's reasonable.

Steve: *nods* It's a fair fayer fair fairy farrier faire fare.

Adam: It's time for your bitch slapping.

Steve: *nods*