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[ Blue opens her journal with a yawn. Apparently, it's not a "Hey, I'm tired, come wake me up" yawn, but instead, a yawn that just screams boredom. ]Okay, I'm bored. And the fact that I only have Ditty at the moment makes it even worse. If I had Blasty or Wiggly, I'm sure that would make things more interesting, at the very least

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bored pirate is bored and be trolling trolling trolling

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Tia Dalma's a god! Ess.

"Ditty blasty wiggly"............are you mad, too? Because you make no sense whatsoever.

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Oho? Who's this Tia Dalma...?

And I'm definitely not mad~! Ditty, Blasty, and Wiggly are the names of my friends!

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Tia's around someplace I expect--perhaps down by the lake? She loves water, which stands to reason because she's the sea.

...Your friends? They sound like the names of tiny, imaginary people. What are armed with cannons.

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That's interesting.

That's right, my friends! Ditty's with me right now, but the others aren't. You can see Ditty if you'd like.

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[Forgive Jack for being a bit weirded out by the invitation to "see your Ditty," Blue.]

Uh---that's alright, lass--Jack'll take your word for it, like.

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[ Her world's a bit weird, after all ]

Okay, okay. I'm Blue, by the way. Who're you?

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Captain Jack Sparrow, lass! And if this Blasty ever shows up, send 'im my way. Sounds like a lad I could make useful, like.