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Long time no see, duders.
I invented (it wasn't patented, duders) some slide gloves for longboarding and it makes for some crazy longboarding. I can set my hand down on the pavement as I'm going around turns, allowing for some brutal slides (under control, of course) and higher speeds ('cause now I can stop). The dudes from around Madison that longboard have coagulated together like a big, gross scab that the creepy kid from stats eats secretly in the back thinking no on knows but you know. Oh, do you ever know and then throw up a little in your mouth.
But I digress. Trekking back and forth from Madison to MN is noice, listen to some music and get my waist-up dance on.
But to more important subjects: the love life. Some advice would be needed here, but we'll start with a simple assumption: I'm afraid to commit to one woman...which actually reminds me of an econ joke. Intermission:
A priest, an engineer, and an economist are trapped at the bottom of a well. The engineer goes, 'Damnit.' The priest looks at each one and says, 'If we all pray, God shall surely rescue us from this place.' The engineer looks at him with a puzzled expression and says, 'You know, with what we've got down here we could engineer something to get us out of here.' The economist laughs and says to them both, 'Guys, this is easy. Assume a ladder.'
Haha ah ah. Okay. Women, What would you do(?) style. One girl, great, fun to hang out with, but you don't really know if you want to be in a relationship with her. The problem is the last girl you dated was everything and more. Do you hold out for that girl that can make you feel the same as the previous (as this girl might not) or do you committ without having the intentions of making it work in the looong term? Is it ok to go into a relationship with this apprehension? When do you KNOW it's time for a relationship?
The last two (three?) girls were easy in this respect. If it's not that easy, do I try to work it out anyway? Do I hold out, as bad as this sounds, for something better? I know that there's always a prettier girl, but can you enter a relationship (not going to cheat, mind you) not knowing if it's going to work from the get-go?
So many questions...working on the Benelli clears the mind. I'll get back to that once I'm in Madison again.
with love,
john c.
I invented (it wasn't patented, duders) some slide gloves for longboarding and it makes for some crazy longboarding. I can set my hand down on the pavement as I'm going around turns, allowing for some brutal slides (under control, of course) and higher speeds ('cause now I can stop). The dudes from around Madison that longboard have coagulated together like a big, gross scab that the creepy kid from stats eats secretly in the back thinking no on knows but you know. Oh, do you ever know and then throw up a little in your mouth.
But I digress. Trekking back and forth from Madison to MN is noice, listen to some music and get my waist-up dance on.
But to more important subjects: the love life. Some advice would be needed here, but we'll start with a simple assumption: I'm afraid to commit to one woman...which actually reminds me of an econ joke. Intermission:
A priest, an engineer, and an economist are trapped at the bottom of a well. The engineer goes, 'Damnit.' The priest looks at each one and says, 'If we all pray, God shall surely rescue us from this place.' The engineer looks at him with a puzzled expression and says, 'You know, with what we've got down here we could engineer something to get us out of here.' The economist laughs and says to them both, 'Guys, this is easy. Assume a ladder.'
Haha ah ah. Okay. Women, What would you do(?) style. One girl, great, fun to hang out with, but you don't really know if you want to be in a relationship with her. The problem is the last girl you dated was everything and more. Do you hold out for that girl that can make you feel the same as the previous (as this girl might not) or do you committ without having the intentions of making it work in the looong term? Is it ok to go into a relationship with this apprehension? When do you KNOW it's time for a relationship?
The last two (three?) girls were easy in this respect. If it's not that easy, do I try to work it out anyway? Do I hold out, as bad as this sounds, for something better? I know that there's always a prettier girl, but can you enter a relationship (not going to cheat, mind you) not knowing if it's going to work from the get-go?
So many questions...working on the Benelli clears the mind. I'll get back to that once I'm in Madison again.
with love,
john c.