Incoherent Rantings....
I can't believe it, I'm getting myself into a totally new fandom. As if I don't have enough already. But hey, Advent Children is eating my brain and forcing me to dive into the FF7 fandom headfirst without an oxygen tank. Vincent and Sephiroth are already lodged in my head, and my muses are screaming that there's not enough space. I have too many goddamned fandoms.
It doesn't help that I get a plotbunny for a crossover for GW, HP and FF7. I'm never going to write it. It's utterly horrible and cliche but GOD DAMNIT it's overruning my head! Get out of my head, I'm never to write you down! NEVER!
Right. Who can blame me though? Advent Children is the paragorn of HAWT. Reno and Rude are so together, Cloud and Sephiroth had something going on, definitely, the triplets are most likely having a threesome... An incest threesome. Also, Rufus is so damn HAWT when he jumped down from the building and started shooting at Jenova's box. And Vincent... don't get me started on Vincent. He had been tortured, had an extreme guilt complex, tall, dark, quiet and handsome and I am such an ANGSTWHORE. Vincent is so full of angst, and so is Sephiroth that the two of them have become my OTP. SephirothxVincent, with Sephiroth on top because he's just not uke material. Neither is Vincent, actually, but hey, having fun fights over who's on top is always fun.
You know... I can't get it out of my head that Sephiroth, Zack and Cloud probably had something going on during SOLDIER days. It's just my inner yaoi fangirl, but just look at them! Sephiroth actually helped save Cloud when he cut away the rubble falling down on Cloud's head! The rubble that he had sent! And Cloud did the same! If that's not a clue, I don't know WTF that is!
And GODS, FF7 and GW are so similar in that the pairings are seriously obscure. Everything is possible if you know how to handle it. And no, Vincent and Sephiroth are not incest. Vincent is not Sephiroth's father, Hojo is. Hojo practically said that much, to himself where he have no reason to lie, in the game. And I am utterly insane for buying the game just because of the movie and actually playing it.
Why the heck do I have such a fascination for impossible, star-corssed lovers with odd but almost inconsequential age gaps? I mean, Treize and Wufei are my ultimate OTP, and their relationship is pretty much doomed in Gundam Wing. Enemies across the battlefield and all that, plus there's the fact that Treize had ordered the attack on A0206 which killed Meiran, although that actually helped the colony survive. Vincent and Sephiroth are rising up in OTP status, and Vincent was actually in love with Sephiroth's mother. His birth mother, Lucrecia, not Jenova. Jenova was a source, a bunch of cells that they inserted into Lucrecia while she's pregnant with Sephiroth. Plus, they are enemies, opposite sides of a battlefield and everything. So how the heck that would work? They both had so many issues and guilt that it makes my head spiin. So just why do I love obscure and impossible pairings so much?
I am so going to be incoherent the next few days, or maybe even weeks. And no, I resolved NOT to write FF7 fanfics. Reading them is fine. I... will... only... read... fics. I will not write them. Really. I have NaNo to prepare for, I CAN'T START WRITING FF7!
Argh.-headdesk-
It doesn't help that I get a plotbunny for a crossover for GW, HP and FF7. I'm never going to write it. It's utterly horrible and cliche but GOD DAMNIT it's overruning my head! Get out of my head, I'm never to write you down! NEVER!
Right. Who can blame me though? Advent Children is the paragorn of HAWT. Reno and Rude are so together, Cloud and Sephiroth had something going on, definitely, the triplets are most likely having a threesome... An incest threesome. Also, Rufus is so damn HAWT when he jumped down from the building and started shooting at Jenova's box. And Vincent... don't get me started on Vincent. He had been tortured, had an extreme guilt complex, tall, dark, quiet and handsome and I am such an ANGSTWHORE. Vincent is so full of angst, and so is Sephiroth that the two of them have become my OTP. SephirothxVincent, with Sephiroth on top because he's just not uke material. Neither is Vincent, actually, but hey, having fun fights over who's on top is always fun.
You know... I can't get it out of my head that Sephiroth, Zack and Cloud probably had something going on during SOLDIER days. It's just my inner yaoi fangirl, but just look at them! Sephiroth actually helped save Cloud when he cut away the rubble falling down on Cloud's head! The rubble that he had sent! And Cloud did the same! If that's not a clue, I don't know WTF that is!
And GODS, FF7 and GW are so similar in that the pairings are seriously obscure. Everything is possible if you know how to handle it. And no, Vincent and Sephiroth are not incest. Vincent is not Sephiroth's father, Hojo is. Hojo practically said that much, to himself where he have no reason to lie, in the game. And I am utterly insane for buying the game just because of the movie and actually playing it.
Why the heck do I have such a fascination for impossible, star-corssed lovers with odd but almost inconsequential age gaps? I mean, Treize and Wufei are my ultimate OTP, and their relationship is pretty much doomed in Gundam Wing. Enemies across the battlefield and all that, plus there's the fact that Treize had ordered the attack on A0206 which killed Meiran, although that actually helped the colony survive. Vincent and Sephiroth are rising up in OTP status, and Vincent was actually in love with Sephiroth's mother. His birth mother, Lucrecia, not Jenova. Jenova was a source, a bunch of cells that they inserted into Lucrecia while she's pregnant with Sephiroth. Plus, they are enemies, opposite sides of a battlefield and everything. So how the heck that would work? They both had so many issues and guilt that it makes my head spiin. So just why do I love obscure and impossible pairings so much?
I am so going to be incoherent the next few days, or maybe even weeks. And no, I resolved NOT to write FF7 fanfics. Reading them is fine. I... will... only... read... fics. I will not write them. Really. I have NaNo to prepare for, I CAN'T START WRITING FF7!
Argh.-headdesk-