Entomology joke...
I was reading maxim and saw this and just had to put it up since I am an entomologist:
The Cicada
This ancient insect sleeps for up to 17 years, waking up only for booty.
Disgusting habit: Over time cicadas developed camouflage so effective they couldn't even find each other to hump. So the dumbasses evolved their famous screech, which is just them desperately screaming, "Hey! Over here! I can't see you, but let's screw!"
The Cicada
This ancient insect sleeps for up to 17 years, waking up only for booty.
Disgusting habit: Over time cicadas developed camouflage so effective they couldn't even find each other to hump. So the dumbasses evolved their famous screech, which is just them desperately screaming, "Hey! Over here! I can't see you, but let's screw!"