I have come to the conclusion that, while I cannot seem to make any single work (outside of NaNoWriMo attempts) any longer than maybe 1200 words, I am also physically incapable of writing a true drabble.
I come to this conclusion finally after my entry into the Babb_Chronicles Second Drabble Contest,
here.
You're allowed to do ficlets or mini-drabbles or whatever instead, but I was actually trying for maybe a double drabble. Instead, it's over 400 words. XD