...waitaminute
How is it that I only just remembered that last night I had a dream where two guys were about to have sex on the bed right in front of me? o.O
(It wasn't a room with which I'm familiar, more like a creams-based home of one of the men.)
And the part that most concerned me at the time? Oh, darn, my perspective's been all wrong until now. Doggy-style keeps you much farther off the bed than I'd envisioned. (It's the long legs, y'know.)
...Thank you, yes, that is how my brain works.
And right after I woke up, I finally started wondering how the heck they were planning to have sex, considering that at least one of them (the one, um, kneeling) was still almost fully dressed - in jeans (still fastened, kthnx) and an offwhite button-down shirt. o.O
What the heck? O.o;
(It wasn't a room with which I'm familiar, more like a creams-based home of one of the men.)
And the part that most concerned me at the time? Oh, darn, my perspective's been all wrong until now. Doggy-style keeps you much farther off the bed than I'd envisioned. (It's the long legs, y'know.)
...Thank you, yes, that is how my brain works.
And right after I woke up, I finally started wondering how the heck they were planning to have sex, considering that at least one of them (the one, um, kneeling) was still almost fully dressed - in jeans (still fastened, kthnx) and an offwhite button-down shirt. o.O
What the heck? O.o;