Hopefully to be a number 1 search result for the name victoria justice
So, I went to see Coraline the other day - great movie, by the way - and during the previews, they were showing a commercial for some horrible high school musical knockoff. It was totally unremarkable except for the name of the fourth lead: Victoria Justice. I leaned over to my wife and asked if that is a made up name. It HAD to be, I thought. My wife just said that if we had the last name of Justice, we'd name our kid Victoria, too, which is true.
However, should a woman named Victoria Justice be working as the fourth lead in a Nickelodeon knock-off of High School Musical? I think we all know the answer is no. With a name like that, she should be portraying a tough as nails cop who has to go undercover in a prison to beat the corruption out of slightly chubby, grabby lesbian prison guards and the aging, but still beautiful, sadistic, corrupt, lesbian warden. Right? I mean, what country are we living in, nazi china here? Get on the case, hollywood. You're welcome.
However, should a woman named Victoria Justice be working as the fourth lead in a Nickelodeon knock-off of High School Musical? I think we all know the answer is no. With a name like that, she should be portraying a tough as nails cop who has to go undercover in a prison to beat the corruption out of slightly chubby, grabby lesbian prison guards and the aging, but still beautiful, sadistic, corrupt, lesbian warden. Right? I mean, what country are we living in, nazi china here? Get on the case, hollywood. You're welcome.