Allan Sherman
(To the tune of "Down by the Riverside")
When you go to the delicatessen store
don't buy the liverwurst
don't buy the liverwurst
don't buy the liverwurst.
It'll make your insides awful sore.
Don't buy the liverwurst.
Don't buy the liverwurst.
Oh buy the corned beef if you must,
the pickled herring you can trust
and the lox puts you in orbit A-OK.
But that big hunk of liverwurst
has been there since October 1st
and today is the 23rd of May.
When you go to the delicatessen store
don't buy the liverwurst
don't buy the liverwurst
don't buy the liverwurst.
It'll make your insides awful sore.
Don't buy the liverwurst.
Don't buy the liverwurst.
When you go to the delicatessen store
don't buy the liverwurst
don't buy the liverwurst
don't buy the liverwurst.
It'll make your insides awful sore.
Don't buy the liverwurst.
Don't buy the liverwurst.
Oh buy the corned beef if you must,
the pickled herring you can trust
and the lox puts you in orbit A-OK.
But that big hunk of liverwurst
has been there since October 1st
and today is the 23rd of May.
When you go to the delicatessen store
don't buy the liverwurst
don't buy the liverwurst
don't buy the liverwurst.
It'll make your insides awful sore.
Don't buy the liverwurst.
Don't buy the liverwurst.