The Agenda
I found this old forward in some emails I was looking through. Funny.
I know that many of you have heard, from the likes of Pat Robertson, of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it. Well, I have finally obtained a copy directly from the Head
Homosexual. Here it is:
6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal, egg whites)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 noon Brunch
2:00 pm
1.) Assume complete control of the Federal, State, and Local Governments as well as all other national governments;
2.) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle;
3.) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages;
4.) Replace all school counselors in Grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels;
5.) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" whereover-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership;
6.) Bulldoze all houses of worship; and
7.) Secure total control of the Internet and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.
2:30 pm Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest
4:00 pm Cocktails
6:00 pm Light dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)
8:00 pm Theater
11:00 pm Bed (du jour?)
I know that many of you have heard, from the likes of Pat Robertson, of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it. Well, I have finally obtained a copy directly from the Head
Homosexual. Here it is:
6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal, egg whites)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 noon Brunch
2:00 pm
1.) Assume complete control of the Federal, State, and Local Governments as well as all other national governments;
2.) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle;
3.) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages;
4.) Replace all school counselors in Grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels;
5.) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" whereover-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership;
6.) Bulldoze all houses of worship; and
7.) Secure total control of the Internet and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.
2:30 pm Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest
4:00 pm Cocktails
6:00 pm Light dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)
8:00 pm Theater
11:00 pm Bed (du jour?)